make me laugh and receive an invite

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  1. Winvite
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

    Winvite , Aug 15, 2014 :
    So i am a Marketing Intern at a big company and i have a lot of spare time as of late. So last week i was wandering the building for no apparent reason and if someone asked what i was doing, i said i was delivering a message for the guy i'm sharing the office with, my colleague, Mr. Marc Reiter. At one point i was roaming the second floor, where the offices were getting renewed and a lot of old chairs, telephones and other office stuff was lying arround. I had a big black marker with me and started tagging "property of Mr. Marc Reiter" on an outdated chair, an office plant, some manuals and even an old giant framed picture of a duck that was about to be thrown out. I tagged another dozen things and then went to have lunch. After lunch i thought i'd go back to my own office. Even from a bit further away i could here Mr. Reiter swearing. I went in and couldnt believe what i was seeing. Some dude from the construction firm put ALL THE THINGS I TAGGED directly onto Mr. Reiters Desk and even hung up the giant duck picture. Of course i acted all concerned and helped Mr. Reiter to clean up, because i'm a good colleague. ;)


  2. lauri
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  3. Hexx
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

  4. Nikhil Miglani
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

    Nikhil Miglani , Aug 15, 2014 :
    This is why men dont want to answer
    their wife's questions. One such
    example ....
    WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
    Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get
    married again."
    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in
    our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we
    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost
    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
    with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the
    proper thing to do."
    WIFE: "Would you give her my
    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want
    her own."
    WIFE: "Would she wear my bra "
    HUSBAND: "No, her size is 34 D urs is
    32 D ."
    WIFE: -- silence --
    HUSBAND: "shit
    [email protected]

  5. Nikhil Miglani
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

    Nikhil Miglani , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else...
    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
    screw you. But the girl said NO.
    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. "
    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.
    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down."
    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.
    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.
    She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
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  6. kapachingo
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

  7. joelavinas
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014

    joelavinas , Aug 15, 2014 :
    I give up on this One - Reckon I will wait for the NEXUS 6 which for all intense and purpose seems like its going to be the best beast on the market in 3 months time.

  8. barb
    Nougat Aug 15, 2014

  9. Filip goedhuys
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

  10. Baumbart
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

  11. Apem0
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  12. one28312
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

    one28312 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    Pm me your email you won an invite! BTW that was straight comedy

    Nilesh Sajnani, saucy and Tallguu11 like this.
  13. darkknigh0401
    Honeycomb Aug 18, 2014

  14. one28312
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

    Nilesh Sajnani, saucy and CJCow like this.
  15. CJCow
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 18, 2014

    CJCow , Aug 18, 2014 :
    Haha I am glad I made you laugh but I just got an invite from someone else recently. THANK YOU THOUGH! I am sure there are other, way more deserving members, waiting for their turn! ;)

    saucy likes this.
  16. frosie
    Froyo Aug 18, 2014

    frosie , Aug 18, 2014 :
    What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

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  17. Legacy
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

  18. maurini
    Nougat Aug 18, 2014

    maurini , Aug 18, 2014 :
    Eh eh eh...

  19. toananhla
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

  20. mythinkhouse
    Cupcake Aug 18, 2014

    mythinkhouse , Aug 18, 2014 :
    You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.