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make me laugh and receive an invite

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  1. gsminhas1
    Froyo Aug 18, 2014


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  2. warroconio
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

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  3. 9997
    Honeycomb Aug 18, 2014

    9997 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    What's the difference between the modern worker and a guy who shovels horse poo for a living?

    They both deal with a lot of crap, but at least one of them has a stable job!

    Credit: rouxbombe from reddit.

    My email is: shamil_8124@hotmail.com

    Good luck everyone, and thanks for the contest.
     

  4. sawyerbergeron
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

    sawyerbergeron , Aug 18, 2014 :
    99 bugs in the code in the app
    99 bugs in the code

    take the source down and patch it around

    495 bugs in the code in the app

    <loop>
     

  5. CJCow
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 18, 2014

    CJCow , Aug 18, 2014 :
    ^I don't understand why some people would just post their email address on a public forum like this for anyone to see.:confused:
     

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  6. sawyerbergeron
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

    sawyerbergeron , Aug 18, 2014 :
    ^^ why not? we receive enough advertisements on canned ham already without any more CALLED canned ham
     

  7. sawyerbergeron
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

    sawyerbergeron , Aug 18, 2014 :
    and yes I don't know either how I said that with a straight face (or typed it or whatever) but I still did...
     

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  8. Harpreet
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

  9. ma5811
    Cupcake Aug 18, 2014

    ma5811 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    i want one soo badd ssooo....
    A woman invited some people to dinner.
    At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
    "Would you like to say the blessing?" she said.
    "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
    "Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered.
    The daughter bowed her head and said,
    "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?".
     

  10. Tallguu11
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

    Tallguu11 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    Pm sent!
     

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  11. sawyerbergeron
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014


  12. Kennyhunt
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

  13. abhinavsg
    Jelly Bean Aug 18, 2014

    abhinavsg , Aug 18, 2014 :
    hahahahahahahahaha....................
    FANTASTIC....................
    you made my day bro. you made my day for sure...................
     

  14. slyratt
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

    slyratt , Aug 18, 2014 :
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    The son says, "I did some homework."
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Son says, "Toy Story."
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.
    dslyratt@gmail.com
     

  15. Jrobitaille94
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

    Jrobitaille94 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    A father walks into his sons room and starts yelling to his son about how masterbating too much will make him go blind, and the son says dad I'm over here.
     

  16. sjohn408
    Cupcake Aug 18, 2014

  17. sathya86online
    Eclair Aug 18, 2014

  18. mandar45
    KitKat Aug 18, 2014

    mandar45 , Aug 18, 2014 :
    Wife: *finally comes out of
    the bathroom* What did you
    do while I was getting ready?
    Me: I had six birthdays.
     

  19. trano
    Gingerbread Aug 18, 2014

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  20. And1-2k20
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 18, 2014