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Make me smile Sep 1, 2014

shoman94 , Sep 1, 2014 :

Jeff Dunham - Walter talks about terrorists:

 

thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :

When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk: 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled?' To which she replied: 'No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard!'

 

thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father (to her children)
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent

37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never to forget:. birthdays. anniversaries. arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Make love to him.

 

nepi , Sep 1, 2014 :

sfidelisrp , Sep 1, 2014 :

Fastest way to get someone fired from his job.....

Make him come up with jokes to get a code to get a phone he won't even be able to afford anymore cause he lost his job.

 

Lactorn , Sep 1, 2014 :

thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :

Why was 6 afraid of 7?















It wasn't! Numbers are not sentientand thus are incabable of feeling fear.

 

thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :

What is green and by pushing a button red?























A frog in a blender ;D

 

mzxs , Sep 1, 2014 :

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=299525240219555

 

N0n0 le r0b0t , Sep 1, 2014 :

http://www.zapiks.fr/epic-fail-chute-tire-fesse-d.html

Look at this !

 

shayc4 , Sep 1, 2014 :

Rixt , Sep 1, 2014 :

Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: You wanna piece of me!

 

shoman94 , Sep 1, 2014 :

How do you make a tissue dance?










Give it a boogie!
Lol

 

shayc4 , Sep 1, 2014 :

bad666m , Sep 1, 2014 :

So I waited and hunted for the one plus and almost got one, but after that got an S5. Then my 2.5 year old sees it and is like I liked the one (one plus one) you saw online better.

Would love an invite, but even if it made you smile that,s good too.

 

stepp , Sep 1, 2014 :

And1-2k20 , Sep 1, 2014 :

something fuuny

 

thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :

4 things you make smile:
1. Megan Fox naked in front of you
2. You really want more? It's Megan Fox!
3. Megan
4. Fox

 

Jake Armitage , Sep 1, 2014 :

Ok, all sent out.
Thanks guys.

 

omching , Sep 1, 2014 :

All you need when you're feeling down is a little motivational penguin
http://imgur.com/G7UWo