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  1. shoman94
    Honeycomb Sep 1, 2014


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  2. thebt995
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk: 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled?' To which she replied: 'No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard!'
     

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  3. thebt995
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father (to her children)
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent

    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    54. Never to forget:. birthdays. anniversaries. arrangements she makes.

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Make love to him.
     

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  4. nepi
    Cupcake Sep 1, 2014

  5. sfidelisrp
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014

    sfidelisrp , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Fastest way to get someone fired from his job.....

    Make him come up with jokes to get a code to get a phone he won't even be able to afford anymore cause he lost his job.
     

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  6. Lactorn
    Cupcake Sep 1, 2014

  7. thebt995
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?















    It wasn't! Numbers are not sentientand thus are incabable of feeling fear.
     

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  8. thebt995
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014


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  9. mzxs
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

  10. N0n0 le r0b0t
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

  11. shayc4
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

  12. Rixt
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    Rixt , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
    A: You wanna piece of me!
     

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  13. shoman94
    Honeycomb Sep 1, 2014


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  14. shayc4
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

  15. bad666m
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    bad666m , Sep 1, 2014 :
    So I waited and hunted for the one plus and almost got one, but after that got an S5. Then my 2.5 year old sees it and is like I liked the one (one plus one) you saw online better.

    Would love an invite, but even if it made you smile that,s good too.
     

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  16. stepp
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014

  17. And1-2k20
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 1, 2014


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  18. thebt995
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    thebt995 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    4 things you make smile:
    1. Megan Fox naked in front of you
    2. You really want more? It's Megan Fox!
    3. Megan
    4. Fox
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  19. Jake Armitage
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014


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    Nilesh Sajnani and N0n0 le r0b0t like this.
  20. omching
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014


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