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[Off Topic] Jokes,Trolls,Tweets,Riddles,.... etc

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  1. master94
    Jelly Bean Apr 27, 2014

    master94 , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Hmm. No real mentions of goats yet. I got one.What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats? A pimp.
     

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  2. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Handed my 15k words dissertation in only a week ago and now I must critique one. I hate this shiiz the most in all of my uni experience.
     

  3. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Ahh fck goats are here.
     

  4. pandana
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

  5. pandana
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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  6. pandana
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

  7. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.
     

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  8. wtfxxx
    Donut Apr 27, 2014

  9. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

  10. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

  11. Donask
    Froyo Apr 27, 2014


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  12. master94
    Jelly Bean Apr 27, 2014

    master94 , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Lol this is so true
    I'm American and no one here knows how to drive stick and those that do act so snobbish. We had criminals try to steal cars and get stuck from not knowing how to drive
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2014

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  13. slope
    Donut Apr 27, 2014

    slope , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

    A: "Cheap, cheap!"
     

  14. slope
    Donut Apr 27, 2014

    slope , Apr 27, 2014 :
    A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

    The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

    The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."
     

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  15. heingericke
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    heingericke , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Why is the Oneplus One like a vampire?

    Because, you'll never get one in your home without an invite.
     

  16. Deactivated User
    Apr 27, 2014


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  17. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.
     

  18. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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  19. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

    When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.
     

  20. nickh8su
    Ice Cream Sandwich Apr 27, 2014


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