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[Off Topic] Jokes,Trolls,Tweets,Riddles,.... etc

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Do you like jokes?

  1. Ya!

  2. Not really!

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  1. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    anthonypetrone , Apr 27, 2014 :
    What do you call a black person on the moon?........ an astronaut you racist bastard!!
     

  2. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?

    Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.

    Boy: But I’m gay, can I have the number now?

    Girl: Oh, okay! Here’s the number.

    Boy: Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!

    Girl: That’s my boyfriends number.
     

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  3. milkdude
    KitKat Apr 27, 2014

    milkdude , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Why did the chicken cross the road ? To prove to the skunk and the racoon it could be done.:)
     

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  4. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Last edited: Apr 27, 2014

  5. master94
    Jelly Bean Apr 27, 2014

    master94 , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Sure your not. Jk. We've all made priest amd or racist sounding jokes at one point.
     

  6. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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  7. SwoonJoon
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    SwoonJoon , Apr 27, 2014 :
    I did the same thing when I first saw it ;D.
     

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  8. heingericke
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    heingericke , Apr 27, 2014 :
    As well as looking for a new manager, Manchester United are also looking for a new sponsor. If Oneplus take up the offer, Man United promise to rename themselves Man Invited.

    Whatever. It's topical.
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2014

  9. master94
    Jelly Bean Apr 27, 2014

    master94 , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Goats are for life man. Its the forum legacy
     

  10. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    LMAO
     

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  11. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    anthonypetrone , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Do you ever go on YouTube just to watch a music video, then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to giraffes..
     

    need4one, Shawn221, moonwitch and 4 others like this.
  12. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014

    anthonypetrone , Apr 27, 2014 :
    Me: For Christmas I want a Ferrari.
    Santa: Be realistic.
    Me: Ok I want a girlfriend.
    Santa: So, what color do you want your Ferrari?
     

    aiyas, need4one, Namidae and 6 others like this.
  13. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    How we wake up I’m the morning:
    Brain: “Oh f*ck.”

    Body: “Don’t get up.”
    Dick: “THIS IS SPARTAA!!!”
     

  14. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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  15. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014


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  16. Mirzaghalib
    Gingerbread Apr 27, 2014

    Mirzaghalib , Apr 27, 2014 :
    If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo.
    Her woman instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
     

  17. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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  18. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


  19. milkdude
    KitKat Apr 27, 2014


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  20. anthonypetrone
    Honeycomb Apr 27, 2014


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