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[OFF TOPIC] PUNS!

  1. henry535
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014

    henry535 , Jul 29, 2014 :
    Reply with the best puns! I'll start.

    What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just waved.
     

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  2. Mihail_Ko
    Jelly Bean Jul 29, 2014


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  3. Mihail_Ko
    Jelly Bean Jul 29, 2014

    Mihail_Ko , Jul 29, 2014 :
    Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
     

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  4. andyinthailand
    Jelly Bean Jul 29, 2014


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  5. henry535
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014


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  6. Apolli
    Cupcake Jul 30, 2014

    Apolli , Jul 30, 2014 :
    What do you call an exclamation point that listens to Green Day?
    Punktuation
     

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  7. Enttee
    Gingerbread Aug 21, 2014


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  8. IWantOneNow
    KitKat Aug 21, 2014


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  9. Enttee
    Gingerbread Aug 21, 2014

    Enttee , Aug 21, 2014 :
    i legit laughed out loud
     

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  10. gman43
    Gingerbread Aug 21, 2014


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  11. rangerlg
    Honeycomb Aug 21, 2014

    rangerlg , Aug 21, 2014 :
    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
     

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  12. sleepdragonone
    KitKat Aug 21, 2014

    sleepdragonone , Aug 21, 2014 :
    Why the old time, people call Henry the I or II, and you're henry535.
     

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  13. IWantOneNow
    KitKat Aug 21, 2014


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  14. IWantOneNow
    KitKat Aug 21, 2014

  15. henry535
    Gingerbread Aug 22, 2014

    henry535 , Aug 22, 2014 :
    What kind of currency do they use to pay for beverages in outerspace?



    "Star bucks"
     

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  16. TowerParty
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 22, 2014


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  17. Enttee
    Gingerbread Aug 22, 2014

  18. rangerlg
    Honeycomb Aug 22, 2014

    rangerlg , Aug 22, 2014 :
    Did you hear about the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He is now a seasoned veteran.
     

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  19. henry535
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014


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  20. uphysics
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014

    uphysics , Aug 26, 2014 :
    Tell me about it. I'm at a coffee shop and people are like "wtf?"
     

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