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  1. Mayhem67
    Froyo Oct 5, 2014

    Mayhem67 , Oct 5, 2014 :
    Doctor says to the patient: ‘You are a very sick person'
    The patient says to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
    The doctor says ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
     

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  2. ajayhp
    Donut Oct 5, 2014

    ajayhp , Oct 5, 2014 :
    Thank you, I am not a funny person :(, but you've made my day by appreciating the joke!!
     

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  3. Guycheap
    Donut Oct 6, 2014


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  4. maurini
    Nougat Oct 6, 2014

    maurini , Oct 6, 2014 :
    Cu Cu!
     

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  5. Joey_all_the_way
    Eclair Oct 6, 2014

    Joey_all_the_way , Oct 6, 2014 :
    A man walks into a bar and asks for some water than the waiter pulls out a gun and the guy that asked for the water says thanks. Why?
    Answer: The man had the hiccups
     

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  6. Burton Fleisher
    Eclair Oct 6, 2014

    Burton Fleisher , Oct 6, 2014 :
    A pregnant woman was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and realizes that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, and since you were in a coma your brother came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh no, not my brother, he's a clueless idiot... Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?'

    Denise says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought....'I really like Denise. Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?'

    The doctor replies ' Da-nephew '
     

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  7. jorgeseg
    Donut Oct 6, 2014

    jorgeseg , Oct 6, 2014 :
    Man: Hey doctor! I have a problem...
    Doctor: What is it?
    Man: My wife, she's got three boobs!!
    Doctor: ohh, and you want me to remove one i suppose?
    Man: NO! I want another hand!!!
     

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  8. Wapez
    Cupcake Oct 6, 2014

    Wapez , Oct 6, 2014 :
    - Hi, can I make a complain?
    - Of course
    - Waah, waah, waah!
    - There, there, there
    - Thank you, sir
    - Have a nice day!
     

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