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  1. rcplkurt
    Donut Aug 15, 2014

  2. Jardani
    KitKat Aug 15, 2014

    Jardani , Aug 15, 2014 :
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

  3. Realmendont
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

    Realmendont , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Why do blondes have one more brain cell than cows?

    So when you pull on a blonde's tit, she doesn't s**t on the floor.

  4. Aloka22
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

    Aloka22 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    A drunk walked into a bus, sat next to a girl and said: - But how you're ugly, you is the most horrible thing I've ever seen !! - The girl looks at him and replies: - And thou his drunken disgusting !!! The drunk immediately answers: - Yes, but tomorrow I'm cured !!!

  5. Hotrod458
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

  6. emanuelbach
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

  7. toomuchjava
    Cupcake Aug 15, 2014

    toomuchjava , Aug 15, 2014 :
    I am Neo, the Neo, and I can't really continue to use an iphone, can't continue to dodge bullets all my life.

  8. dovid
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

  9. sahilsood86
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  10. daSnoop
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014

  11. rlj
    Donut Aug 15, 2014

  12. Deactivated User
    Aug 15, 2014

  13. Riikii
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

  14. bigp4ebay
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

    bigp4ebay , Aug 15, 2014 :
    No one can make u laugh except foe ur sense of humour. I might tell you a joke but that might not be of ur taste.
    But tongue will play a very crucial role here coz tongue is directly responsible for taste.
    But it could also get you in tongue in a cheek situation,
    Oh man you made me stuck in such a situation that i need to make u laugh n what i am writing is
    Sense of humour

    Did i succeed

  15. San010101
    Donut Aug 15, 2014

    San010101 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    дайте приглашение на покупку смарта и спать пойду

  16. DeepestDreams
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  17. miamione
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  18. kfahoo
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014

  19. tom5151
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

    tom5151 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Hi, I'm member 183256, and I think you could invite me and buy an OPO...
    So funny isn't it :D

  20. sunzu
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014

    sunzu , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Taking risks here, I know a guy that could not close his jaw anymore after I told him a particular joke.
    If u still want to hear it :)