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  1. ho66es
    Froyo Aug 19, 2014


    #81
  2. Sidhar
    Jelly Bean Aug 19, 2014

    Sidhar , Aug 19, 2014 :
    Here is a funny joke.

    A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
    So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
    The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
    "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
    The child ran back to his father and said,
    "You lied to me!"
    His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
     

    #82
    marionmmf likes this.
  3. tonyj
    Eclair Aug 19, 2014


    #83
    michal.pawlowski likes this.
  4. boybuzz
    Jelly Bean Aug 19, 2014

    boybuzz , Aug 19, 2014 :
    You don’t need 1000 jokes to roll on floor and laugh to share one invite...share it and close the threat...ur spoiling the mood of cupcakes and doughnuts...
     

    #84
  5. eSenKaa
    Froyo Aug 19, 2014

    eSenKaa , Aug 19, 2014 :
    How to speak chinese :D:D:D
    1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP................................ *** Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum ***
    5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu *** Nao
    13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
    14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
     

    #85
  6. yN4pst3r
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014

  7. grrratt
    Eclair Aug 19, 2014

    grrratt , Aug 19, 2014 :
    My 7 year old son today asked me why witches have name tags...

    ....so that you can tell which witch is which!

    Made me laugh out loud!
     

    #87
    marionmmf likes this.
  8. grrratt
    Eclair Aug 19, 2014

    grrratt , Aug 19, 2014 :
    Other child classic. Why did the squirrel swim on his back?


    To keep his nuts dry!
     

    #88
    marionmmf likes this.
  9. IBeezy
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014

    IBeezy , Aug 19, 2014 :
    What did OneGoose say to the other goose?

    Let's get the flock outta here.
     

    #89
  10. vlain
    Froyo Aug 19, 2014


    #90
  11. Haphaistor
    Cupcake Aug 19, 2014

    Haphaistor , Aug 19, 2014 :
    A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
    :p:p:p
     

    #91
    marionmmf likes this.
  12. Skiby
    Cupcake Aug 19, 2014

    Skiby , Aug 19, 2014 :
    Firstly let me apologize for my bad english :)

    One day, while he was flying over the city, Superman, saw Wonderwoman on a skyscraper having a sunbath naked, so, using his super speed, he did herself.
    When he has finished, Wonderwoman says: "what's happened?!" and the Invisible Man answers: "I don't know but my *** hurts a lot!".

    I hope my english is understandable :)
    Enjoy it! (i really want an invite!)
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2014

    #92
    marionmmf likes this.
  13. safadi
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014

    safadi , Aug 19, 2014 :
    like it
     

    #93
  14. pawciotom
    Froyo Aug 19, 2014


    #94
  15. k_andersen
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014

    k_andersen , Aug 19, 2014 :
    Times up by 22 minutes - have you decided yet Marion ?

    Edit: Whoops - thought i read 09:00 AM NY time ... but was 09:30AM

    My bad ^^
     

    #95
  16. IBeezy
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014


    #96
  17. IBeezy
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014


    #97
  18. IBeezy
    Gingerbread Aug 19, 2014


    #98
  19. marionmmf
    Eclair Aug 19, 2014

    marionmmf , Aug 19, 2014 :
    Times up! Thanks for participating! =)
    The winner was informed via PM! Wish you all a great week, I try yo close this thread now!
     

    #99
  20. Sidhar
    Jelly Bean Aug 19, 2014

    Sidhar , Aug 19, 2014 :
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    Congratulations to the winner.