One more time...no games...just three invites!

  1. BigBurt
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 17, 2014

  2. UnoMas Uno
    Honeycomb Sep 17, 2014

  3. just.cool
    Gingerbread Sep 17, 2014

  4. ronnieb00
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  5. dbruiz
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

    dbruiz , Sep 17, 2014 :
    A huge thank you for sharing with people you don't know. I would appreciate being considered.

  6. Mandibule
    Froyo Sep 17, 2014

    Mandibule , Sep 17, 2014 :
    Well, might as well.

    On a very beautiful morning of summer just like any other, i woke up as I normally would, the feeling of the beautiful silence at dawn. But this day was different, it was the anniversary of my parents wedding and disappearance, but that didn't bothered me, over the years I learn to cope with their absense. Although, something felt quite off, quite omenful. And this beautiful blue bird is always there by the windows in my room every morning ever since my parents left. So, I simply shrugged off that feeling and readied myself to leave for work.

    As I open my door to leave for work, a very strange bird barged into in my appartment. As it soar in panic and distress, it created chaos in my appartment... But my dog, normally super duper overprotective, was totally indifferent and was simply watching the scene as it unfolds into a very predictable disaster. After 20 straight minutes of covering myself in wounds trying to subdue the uninvited flying rat, it pricked my nipple and it just left... by the door, like nothing happened.. and oh my, it bled so much, that stupid bird puctured my nipple... so much that all the compresses i used wasn't enough. Thus, it forced me to the hospital getting treament for this awkward war injury. Ohh.. the shame explaining this to the nurse in charge.. at first she seemed very professional, she couldn't contain her laughter... which i have to admit it is quite a hilarity.

    Anyway, I took off home, and asked for a week off... good thing I still had that i though. How am I going to explain this scar to my girlfriend? that question kept bothering me... Bahh, Imma say say it was a bad infection from a nipple ring percing... I guess that could work... Little did i know back then how silly that was. She saw throught it on very next night, during a heaty dinner back my place that was cleaned up from all that mess. But, do you know what she said? "If you can't even defend yourself against a bluejay, how can i expect you to bear my child??? You are fking lame." She slapped me and left my house, just like a fking stupid bird, and of course my dog is still looking at me with that shruggy look in her face... I've never heard from her ever since... maybe she was ashamed of her action or simply disgusted by my lack of manhood.. I don't mean the size of it, but whatever. I've never felt so humiliated in my life, so much anger ran throught my veins, i could feel it, that ardent pulse of heat throughout my body. and then my back started to hurt... my omoplates were pulling downward and it forced my body in such a weird position. I was crouching, but the other way around. Suddenly, I saw feathers, flying, twirling around my body... Then it just went onto my omoplates, which grew out to be twice the lenth of my arms... and form wings? WAA?? As it happened, I heard a voice, a very warm and familliar voice : "Son, finally you've unleashed your powers" It was the voice of my mother... but it's coming from the dog... What the ****? and it spoke again:

    - You have to understand, your dad had no choice, he had to relieve that pressure point so you could live your life to it's fullest, says the doggie.
    - What the **** is going here? Am I on acid?
    - Son, just le---
    - NO YOU DON'T SAY SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU ? as I was throw several pillows at the devil's beast.
    - I didn't raise you to be a cursing impolite clown, listen to me carefully. Said the thing in a firm and very authoritarian voice. Which did reminded me of my mother.. what am I thinking.. she is dead, it's been 7 years, i've moved on...
    - So what now? you are going to tell me, bluejay was my dad?
    - Yes. Haven't you noticed he was always looking after you all these years?
    - Where is he now then?, says I with a very arrogant tone.
    - I do not like that tone young man, Again with that very nostalgic tone and voice...

    Then I heard a pebble on the window... as i moved the curtains to take a look, I noticed this very same blue jay.... Then, I opened the window, and the bird came in to perch on my dog. And another very nostalgic voice echoed on my ear drums, "Son, just calm down.. don't be scared, don't be nervous we are here to entrust you our mission that we failed 7 years ago."

  7. sanadghosh
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  8. willxhunting
    Honeycomb Sep 17, 2014

  9. matrix_xrs
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  10. charris90
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  11. ashish1998
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

    ashish1998 , Sep 17, 2014 :
    please make my first android an enjoyable experience! coming from an iphone so please!!

  12. JakeMnz
    Gingerbread Sep 17, 2014

  13. staz54
    Gingerbread Sep 17, 2014

    staz54 , Sep 17, 2014 :
    Hello, same here, i realy need it, dont want to buy another phone , mine is broken

  14. juliomendes
    Gingerbread Sep 17, 2014

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  15. tonggary
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  16. armandomartin
    Donut Sep 17, 2014

  17. deadfront
    Honeycomb Sep 17, 2014

  18. mhamaresh
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

  19. tealle
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014

    tealle , Sep 17, 2014 :
    love one if you have any more :)

  20. lote1
    Cupcake Sep 17, 2014