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What' s the single, most important feature missing on the OnePlus One?

  1. Wireless Charging

    21.0%
  2. Water & Dust Resistance

    35.0%
  3. Top (near headphone jack) & Bottom (near micro-USB jack) Facing Speakers

    5.1%
  4. f/1.8 or f/1.6 Camera

    3.1%
  5. Fast Charging Technology

    9.7%
  6. Laser Autofocus

    2.8%
  7. True Optical Image Stabilization

    9.2%
  8. Shatter Resistant Screen

    14.3%
  1. Mrcd123
    Cupcake Jul 29, 2014


    #81
  2. Vermspik3
    Eclair Jul 29, 2014

    Vermspik3 , Jul 29, 2014 :
    So this penguin was driving through Arizona. Don't ask me why. But his car breaks down! He manages to get it to a mechanic who takes a look at it and says "yeah I can fix this. gimme a few hours."

    Well what's a penguin to do in Arizona? He hangs out in the station shop, grabs an ice-cream cone (it's hot and he's a penguin), enjoys it in the hot sun, trying to eat it as it melts. After a few he decides to check on the progress of his car.

    The mechanic, with grime on his fingers, lifts his head from the engine and says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal"

    "NO, THAT'S JUST ICE-CREAM" THE PENGUIN SAYS.
     

    #82
  3. pballerss
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014

    pballerss , Jul 29, 2014 :
    Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind.
     

    #83
  4. tejasna
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014

    tejasna , Jul 29, 2014 :
    A plane is about to crash,A lady realizes, gets up with at most anxiety and fear. She says "I'm going to die! For the last time i need someone to make me feel like a woman". A man instantly stands up, runs across removes his shirt, and hands it over to her and says "iron this".
     

    #84
    Rash and digital_druid like this.
  5. 4rYdr1n
    Cupcake Jul 29, 2014


    #85
  6. santtis
    Eclair Jul 29, 2014

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    #86
  7. Mersi
    Eclair Jul 29, 2014

    Mersi , Jul 29, 2014 :
    A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips.
     

    #87
  8. rawreon
    Cupcake Jul 29, 2014


    #88
  9. addtemp
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 29, 2014

    addtemp , Jul 29, 2014 :
    An old Indian women slips on icean falls..
    She cries.. "Hai meri kismat"..
    A gora walks past and says..
    "Hi merry christmas to u Too".X_X
     

    #89
  10. simonebr
    Froyo Jul 29, 2014


    #90
  11. manish.kumar86
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014

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    #91
  12. bpr
    Froyo Jul 29, 2014


    #92
  13. Dr.Kackewurst
    Cupcake Jul 29, 2014


    #93
  14. Nitr4m
    Honeycomb Jul 29, 2014

    Nitr4m , Jul 29, 2014 :
    Sometimes i wish i could be one of my friends for one day, just to see how awesome it is to hang out with me
     

    #94
  15. fetko
    Jelly Bean Jul 29, 2014

    fetko , Jul 29, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
     

    #95
  16. kuhb00m
    Donut Jul 29, 2014

    kuhb00m , Jul 29, 2014 :
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    #96
  17. MidnightJava
    Honeycomb Jul 29, 2014


    #97
  18. kosminen
    Donut Jul 29, 2014


    #98
  19. kironex
    Cupcake Jul 29, 2014


    #99
  20. Citykani
    Gingerbread Jul 29, 2014

    Citykani , Jul 29, 2014 :
    What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.