OnePlus X invite giveaway

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  1. TekRantGaming
    Ice Cream Sandwich Nov 18, 2015

    TekRantGaming , Nov 18, 2015 :

    I have a OnePlus X invite valid for 3 days if you want it comment here and make me laugh and i will pick a winner keep in mind you will only have 3 days to buy it after that time you can't get it unless you get another invite

    People who beg will not be included only people who actually read this will know that the rule is to make me laugh

    Winner will be picked at 9PM UK time tonight

    *reminder to people who are asking for me to pm them you will be ignored if you don't follow the rules above
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2015

  2. slagatron
    Eclair Nov 18, 2015

  3. doshianil
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

    doshianil , Nov 18, 2015 :
    Mail me at pritdoshi99@gmail.com plzz give it i really need it

  4. Chika
    Ice Cream Sandwich Nov 18, 2015

  5. doshianil
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  6. doshianil
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  7. Evaldasjankauskas
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  8. invad05
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  9. JacksonT
    Gingerbread Nov 18, 2015

    JacksonT , Nov 18, 2015 :
    I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
    She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
    I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

  10. kumzme
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  11. vishalrox1234
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  12. elyas-bhy
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

  13. vidz
    Honeycomb Nov 18, 2015

  14. invad05
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

    invad05 , Nov 18, 2015 :
    sometimes, when you cry, no one sees your tears.
    sometimes, when you are happy, no one sees your smile.
    but fart just one time...:p

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    Nov 18, 2015

  16. Etaniel
    Froyo Nov 18, 2015

    Etaniel , Nov 18, 2015 :
    Not feeling happy myself and my funny bone is out of order right now, but never the less i would like to have one invite for OPX. Its for a gift for the birhtday of my best friend coming next week. I will buy the phone right away so pls take me in to consideration. Thanks in advance
    p.s. in need of GLOBAL OPX invite

  17. cakelady
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

    cakelady , Nov 18, 2015 :
    ok, here we go :)

    And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster

    What do we want?
    When do we want them?

    Why do elephants paint their balls red?
    To hide in cherry trees
    What's the loudest noise in the forest?
    A giraffe eating cherries.

    What's ET short for?
    Because he's got little legs

    A lorry load of terrapins crashed into a lorry load of tortoises. It was a turtle disaster.

    Why do mice have small balls?
    Because they don't really like dancing

    Two muffins are in an oven, one turns to the other and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
    The other turns and say "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Freep who (this one made my 14 yo son laugh, so it must be good :))

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but their flag's a big plus

    Ba dum

    Btw - thanks for the outlet for some of the truly awful jokes I've loved and collected over the years:)
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2015

  18. ridingwithyz
    Gingerbread Nov 18, 2015

    ridingwithyz , Nov 18, 2015 :
    I hope your invites work for north america.

    Q: What are a blonde's first words after graduating college?
    A: "Would you like fries with that?"

  19. kanakadu
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015

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  20. aksgamer
    Cupcake Nov 18, 2015