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OnePlus's Dark Secrets.

  1. NeVeR_SeTTLe The Lab - OnePlus 6 Reviewer Jan 27, 2015


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  2. Edbit33 Jelly Bean Jan 27, 2015


    #62
  3. iRioTz Gingerbread Jan 27, 2015

    iRioTz, Jan 27, 2015 :
    I am alive, I see everyone is giving good thorough support to this issue. Be warned, if you attempt to contact OnePlus for further infomation your life will be at risk. Be careful.

    -iRioTz
     

    #63
  4. basrone Jelly Bean Jan 27, 2015

    basrone, Jan 27, 2015 :
    You need to get laid
     

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  5. squirrelrawr Gingerbread Jan 27, 2015


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  6. kiesepea Cupcake Jan 27, 2015

    kiesepea, Jan 27, 2015 :
    I own a one plus one. If your not counting that's 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. Illuminati confirmed. easy as that! :)
     

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  7. 14syulyukovk Cupcake Jan 27, 2015

    14syulyukovk, Jan 27, 2015 :
    some peope just have to much time on there hands
     

    #67
  8. Meheecan Honeycomb Jan 27, 2015


    #68
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  9. 14syulyukovk Cupcake Jan 27, 2015


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  10. GeertBerkers Lollipop Jan 27, 2015


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  11. vitalalive Honeycomb Jan 27, 2015


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  12. ramcon12 Gingerbread Jan 27, 2015


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  13. gajenn108 Gingerbread Jan 27, 2015

    gajenn108, Jan 27, 2015 :
    hopefully you posted this as a joke cause if not you really need some mental help....
     

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  14. sonjamin Gingerbread Jan 27, 2015


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  15. LoneStar144 Honeycomb Jan 27, 2015

    LoneStar144, Jan 27, 2015 :
    This seems more entertaining:


    A city fellow had just moved out to the country and decided that he needed some animals, so he decided to walkup and down his road to see what his neighbors had. The first farm he came across had a bunch of chickens running in the yard. "Say farmer" the man yells, "Would you be willing to sell me one of your chickens?"
    The farmer replies, "Sure, but around here we don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em pullets".

    The man thanks the farmer for the advice and picks up the pullet and continues on down the road until he comes to the next farm where the yard is full of roosters. "Say farmer", yells the man, "Would you be willing to sell me one of your roosters?"

    "Sure", says the farmer, "but around here we don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em cocks".

    The man thanks the farmer and puts the cock under his other arm and continues walking down the road. He soon spots a farm with a herd of donkeys. "I could use one of those", he says . "Hey farmer", he yells " Would you be willing to sell me one of your donkeys?"

    "Sure", says the farmer "but around here we call them asses"

    The man takes the *** and starts leading him away when the farmer yells, "Hey,sonny, that *** is a little persnickety. If he decides to sit down all you have to do to get him up again is scratch him behind his left ear."

    Thanking the farmer yet again the man decides to head for home with his animals. On the way the *** decided to sit down. The man was in a bit of trouble, he had his pullet under one arm and his cock under the other. If he put one down it would surely wander off. Now it just so happened that a nun was just walking over the hill.

    The farmer, spying her, quickly ran up to her. "Excuse me miss," he said. "Would you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ***?"
     

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  16. Maximus12 Honeycomb Jan 27, 2015


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  17. meg4zord Cupcake Jan 28, 2015

    meg4zord, Jan 28, 2015 :
    0_o kkk

    And for the illumimati guy, go outside and make some friends dude (or make a funny history)
     

    #77
  18. sandordude Honeycomb Jan 28, 2015

    sandordude, Jan 28, 2015 :
    OMFGGGG someone call the atheist police!!!!!!
     

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  19. Clifford Froyo Jan 28, 2015

    Clifford, Jan 28, 2015 :
    Thor has One hammer, X-Men has One Magneto and Superman has One weakness so am sure all these own a OnePlus One
     

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  20. TakeMyMoney KitKat Jan 28, 2015


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