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#PMChallenge – Love Your Phone...

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  1. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 11, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 11, 2019 :
    Hi...

    So after my first submission in #PMChallenge, My staff I was quite exhausted... But as a lonely sloth on Valentine's day/week/month... I was doing what all lonely singles do on this day... I know what you are thinking!!! Not "that" ok...
    I thought about adding more to this OS that I love... Or suggesting the feature that Gary and team can add... :p

    As we all are quite connected with our phones already... So why not take this to the next level and announce ourselves committed to this phone we all love already!!! We know OnePlus wants us to do so... :rolleyes:


    But the only reason its not working out as OnePlus wants is because we all feel something is missing in this relationship... Its "Personality"...
    Accept it... Your phone is dull... And no one likes dull person... That's the fact...

    So here is my suggestion in the pursuit of OnePlus's old dream...

    Who are the users?
    - All the single ladies... And boys... And committed ones too... Coz why not!!! :rolleyes:

    What is the proposed function?
    - To give some personality to our dull mobile phones... So that we can really love them...

    What is the user value?
    - Users are never alone...
    • Are you someone who can never find love???
    • You don't wanna deal with Exes???
    • Your parents just kicked you out of their house???
    • Your kids just kicked you out of your own house???
    • Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend just cheated on you???
    • You want someone to understand you... Or abuse you... I've heard people like that too...
    • You don't have a date for prom???
    • You are not one of the "cool kids"???
    • You just killed someone and want to talk to someone about it but don't wanna scare them away???
    These any many more... Can find a friend or a partner in their phones now...

    If there are existing comparable functions in the smartphone industry, how is your proposed feature superior?
    - There is no other phone company who thinks of user like we do... So no... :cool:

    So during the phone setup, You will be provided with a few more screens (coz more is better right...) where you will define the personality of the phone...

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    Now as you can see, You can make the phone act like a "Girl" or "Boy" and once you are sure about the gender, you can define him/her in more details...
    For him, you can define his overall...
    1. Politeness...
    2. Humor...
    3. Intelligence...
    4. Cockiness...
    5. Macho-ness...
    And for her, you can define...
    1. Sweetness...
    2. Humor...
    3. Intelligence...
    4. Psycho level...
    5. Bitchiness... There is a word for that already...
    6. Daddy issues or daddy's princess...
    Once you are done... Your phone can behave the way you programmed it... Or you can change the personality in future in case you got bored or just wanted to break up with the previous one...

    Now lets focus on how it will work... I'm going on and on about the personality but what the hell will your phone do???
    1. For starters, you can chat or talk to the phone...
    2. It can give you gifts and surprises on your birthday*...
    3. Can suggest you stuffs...
    4. Can scold you when needed...
    5. Can support you...
    6. Can be your fitness trainer...
    7. Can wake you up...
    8. Can care for your digital well-being...
    9. Can be used to play games with...
    10. Be intimate with you...
    11. And many more...
    There are other things that can be added with few additional hardware as well... And no its not about "that"!!!
    Like squeeze me... Where if OnePlus adds edge squeeze functionality to the phone, the phone can detect squeezes and can use that as a form of passion or just fun or a hug...

    The possibilities are endless and the result is always a happy ending... ;)

    PS: It can also scream "baby I'm so hot right now..." when the phone is hot... :rolleyes: Nothing sexual tho...

    *Paid from your credit card of course...
     

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  2. Moin2200 KitKat Feb 11, 2019

    Moin2200, Feb 11, 2019 :
    What? You saying Google assistant has no personallity? I'll have you know that she laughed at 2 of my jokes yesterday before she tried to hard reset herself. :cool:
     

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  3. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 11, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 11, 2019 :
    I'm talking about some personal stuff...
    You are not supposed to do "it" with your assistant anyway... :rolleyes: That relationship is totally "professional"!!! ;)
     

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  4. Moin2200 KitKat Feb 11, 2019

    Moin2200, Feb 11, 2019 :
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  5. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019


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  6. B_Wrath Lollipop Feb 14, 2019

    B_Wrath, Feb 14, 2019 :
    Your staff you are sexist:mad: no love for trans people! :mad::p
     

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  7. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    I was expecting that... :rolleyes: Let me fire one of my staff...
     

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  8. B_Wrath Lollipop Feb 14, 2019

    B_Wrath, Feb 14, 2019 :
    I knew you were expecting that:rolleyes:
    Poor sloth staff
     

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  9. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    I know all the flaws in my :cool: own :cool: designs!!! So of course I knew... :rolleyes: That staff was not expecting that tho...
     

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  10. Cheetosdust Starting Point Expert Feb 14, 2019


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  11. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    Nope...
    Jack is the most important hole part in my phone!!! o_O
     

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  12. Cheetosdust Starting Point Expert Feb 14, 2019

    Cheetosdust, Feb 14, 2019 :
    Is that statement related to this one?
    :rolleyes::rolleyes::confused:
     

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  13. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    It's physically impossible... :tearsofjoy:
     

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  14. Sharinnn Lollipop Feb 14, 2019

    Sharinnn, Feb 14, 2019 :
    projecting some fantasies here? :p
     

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  15. Moin2200 KitKat Feb 14, 2019


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  16. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    Wait!!! There are other types too??? :p

    That's enough spreading for today... :rolleyes:
     

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  17. ArcadiyKulchinskiy Froyo Feb 14, 2019

    ArcadiyKulchinskiy, Feb 14, 2019 :
    omg. Man, You are priceless! :D I crying from laughting! But hope it's a joke because you don't want OnePlus acting like tamagochi for multiple reasons (battery and ram consumption), and please no bloatware! You've got Huawei phones for bloatware personal stuff.
     

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  18. camohan Marshmallow Moderator Feb 14, 2019


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  19. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019

    GopalB., Feb 14, 2019 :
    It's not a bloat but a feature... :p
    And calling it like tamagochi is over simplification for this... :rolleyes:
     

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  20. GopalB. Marshmallow Feb 14, 2019


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