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Product Rollout Plans - General Availability Later in 2048

  1. applepiezz25
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014

    applepiezz25 , Jun 17, 2014 :
    Friends,

    Here is our set in stone roll out plan for the next 34 years.

    2015 - Announcement for OnePlus Two
    2016 - Contest for 20 beta testers to get OnePlus Two
    2017 - Rolling out invites
    2018 - Rolling out more invites
    2019 - Rolling out even more invites
    2020 - More invites (almost 50 people will have an invite!)
    2021 - The Storm is coming
    2022 - The Storm is forming
    2023 - The Storm is almost here
    2024 - The Storm is so close!
    2025 - The Storm missed us (sorry!)
    2026 - A hurricane is coming
    2027 - The Hurricane is coming
    2028 - The Hurricane is forming
    2029 - The Hurricane is almost here
    2030 - The Hurricane is about to strike!
    2031 - Ready your homes, The Hurricane is right on top of us!
    2032 - Are you ready for The Hurricane?
    2033 - Here's a contest for a stylus.
    2034 - Here's a contest for a sweater.
    2035 - Here's a contest for OP toilet paper.
    2036 - It's getting cloudy...
    2037 - The first few drops are coming in...
    2038 - I smell a huge downpour!
    2039 - Did I say downpour? I meant The Hurricane!
    2040 - The Hurricane is here!
    2041 - How many of you still need invites?
    2042 - Pre-order system coming soon.
    2043 - You need an invite to be a part of the pre-order system.
    2044 - OnePlus Two is being pre-ordered now!
    2045 - More invites rolling out!
    2046 - First OnePlus Two shipped!
    2047 - First OnePlus Two still stuck in customs.
    2048 - OP staff all retired, sorry no phone.

    Update (June 16): Some members are interpreting this as an additional delay. This is incorrect. Nothing has changed on the production front. This post is about what comes further down the line.
     
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2014

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  2. Najmuddin Nazary
    Gingerbread Jun 17, 2014

  3. norway240
    Cupcake Jun 17, 2014


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  4. RogueS4
    Jelly Bean Moderator Jun 17, 2014


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  5. hazzavg
    KitKat Jun 17, 2014

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    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014


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  7. wiesknl
    Gingerbread Jun 17, 2014

    wiesknl , Jun 17, 2014 :
    I think the storm ruined their manufacture facility and all their blue prints and now they have to start all over again. They are building everything up again.
     

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  8. Cabinet
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014

    Cabinet , Jun 17, 2014 :
    Pretty much this. Duke Nukem is such a good game!
     

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    Eclair Jun 17, 2014


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  11. RogueS4
    Jelly Bean Moderator Jun 17, 2014

    RogueS4 , Jun 17, 2014 :
    I don't even know if the game was released yet lol but I know it took a ridiculous amount of time to release
     

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  12. morturio
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    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014


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    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014


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  16. networkdood
    KitKat Jun 17, 2014

    networkdood , Jun 17, 2014 :
    This made me laugh, thanks
     

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  17. Friday
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014

    Friday , Jun 17, 2014 :
    I vote for this as the best post of the day!
     

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  18. applepiezz25
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2014

    applepiezz25 , Jun 17, 2014 :
    Update (June 16): Some members are interpreting this as an additional delay. This is incorrect. Nothing has changed on the production front. This post is about what comes further down the line.
     

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    Froyo Jun 17, 2014


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    Honeycomb Jun 17, 2014


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