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Random life events

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Well?

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  3. Just sugar

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  1. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 10, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Google rolled this for me:
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    D4 What was the event’s final outcome?
    2 Positive, but with a drawback or consequence

    D6 Who initiated the event?
    2 A distant relation, perhaps unknown at the time

    D8 Which quality was most affected by the event?
    2 Your family's social standing or community respect

    D10 What conflict figured in the event?
    1 A physical fight with someone

    D12 Another consequence of the event was…
    7 You offended/satisfied social expectations or laws

    D20 What other elements were involved?
    5 A mistake you made

    Now what?
     

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  2. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Start drinking.
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    It won't solve anything, but at least you won't care for a while.
     

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  3. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020


    #23
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  4. B_Wrath
    Nougat Sep 10, 2020

    B_Wrath , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Meh. Not sure about the Romans, but we Indians are.
     

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  5. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

  6. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020


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  7. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
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  8. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
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  9. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 10, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 10, 2020 :
    He's gone. ;)
     

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  10. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 10, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Will you join me for one?
     

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  11. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Absolutely! :D

    Thanks, loved the trollback though ;)
     

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  12. B_Wrath
    Nougat Sep 10, 2020

    B_Wrath , Sep 10, 2020 :
    True story.

    Gets call from manager at 8:15pm.

    Me: Hey. Anything urgent?

    Manager: Ya. Kind of.

    Me: I'm rushing towards the delivery ward. My wife is in labour and I want to be at her side while the baby is born.

    Manager: Sure. All the best. While you are at it, can you join this urgent video call?

    Me: :eek::confused::mad:

    Deactivates off the office sim for a week:cool:
     

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  13. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
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    What make and model is the air filter?

    (Classic Oneplus Tee for the winner...)
     

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  14. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 10, 2020

    Mr. BG , Sep 10, 2020 :
    That one counts, defo :D

    Any trouble with the duckhead manager after the baby was born?
     

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  15. Bouncer71
    OnePlus 7 Pro Sample Shot Photographer Community Expert Sep 10, 2020

    Bouncer71 , via OnePlus 7 Pro , Sep 10, 2020 :
    Customer: " I want a wireless socket"

    Me:"Sure, we got different models, Single packs , a set of three, you can switch em with a remote, some even with...."

    Customer:" You don't understand... I need a wireless Socket for a place in the garden where I don't have power and I don't want to use an extension cord..."

    Me: " erm...? , sorry but there ain't such a thing.."

    Customer : " The other shop told me I will get it here..."

    Me: "I don't know where they get their information from, but....
    As far as I know you would need a huge Tesla coil to transmit high voltage over air and I don't think that it would very save in your garden when..."

    Customer:" you don't know anything...! I will order it on Amazon..."

    Me: " Thank you and have a nice day..."
     

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  16. Swejuggalo , via OnePlus 8 Pro Ultramarine Blue , Sep 11, 2020 :
    That is coffee for people that pretends they like coffee [e]1f61c[/e]

    My type of coffee is 4 cups of black coffee in a huge mug. Maximized strength possible on a regular brewer. Tried making it stronger. Simply not possible [e]1f61c[/e] Darkest roasted blend I can find.

    When I work late it's a huge mug in the morning with some breakfast, YouTube and Community time (every free time is community time). Coffee sometimes turns quite cold before I'm done with YouTube and Community. Blame it on poor multitasking I guess [e]1f609[/e]
     

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  17. B_Wrath
    Nougat Sep 11, 2020

    B_Wrath , Sep 11, 2020 :
    Yup. After I rejoined the company once the paternity leave was over, we had a shouting contest, which I won.
    The VP has to intervene and then he shouted at the manager for his insensitivity. It was a fun day:p
     

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  18. B_Wrath
    Nougat Sep 11, 2020

    B_Wrath , Sep 11, 2020 :
    Woke customer:p
     

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  19. Liehjan
    Lollipop Sep 11, 2020

    Liehjan , Sep 11, 2020 :
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  20. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Sep 16, 2020


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