Life is tough these days on the forums.
Hordes of
Idiots Mentally challenged fellow human beings are roaming the forums, making redundant threads everywhere, asking the same thing over and over again, posting crap (literally!) and photos of it too, generally behaving rude when you do.
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Now, we've all been there, pressure is rising, and at some point you lose it, you hit reply, the blood is pounding behind your eyes, your fingers are bend, changing into claws and you are ready to attack the stupid little rodent and kill it...
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Now would be a good time to count to ten...
Take a deep breath...
And use your superior mind bending abilities to turn this into a positive, instead of creating another mind boggling gore fest that leaves you shrieking like a rat instead of that proud Eagle you had in mind. And having the Mods clean up after you isn't something you want anymore at your age and wisdom.
Here are a few simple reminders (because you knew them already) to lighten your burden.
Just:
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- Don't argue with idiots*
- Because you can't fix stupid!
- Not even with a bigger hammer
- If you decide to argue anyway, use sarcasm.
- Idiots don't get sarcasm.
- Without idiots there is nothing to laugh at.
- Sometimes it's better to report than to reply
- It's better to take the piss than being pissed off.
*they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Finally, a quote (from a quote) from a wise man:
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Well, that's true too, but what I meant to say is:
Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit.
Tell them firmly, “I am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!”
Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.
~ William S Burroughs. Better known as
@theshinybeast
PS: Please add suggestions, I might just collect the best ones in this first post
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