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Share a joke for an invite?

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  1. saucy
    Jelly Bean Sep 1, 2014

    saucy , Sep 1, 2014 :
    what did zero say to eight?
    nice belt!

    btw its cool to see someone as a UX designer. any tips for an aspiring student?
     

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  2. slyratt
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    slyratt , Sep 1, 2014 :
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    The son says, "I did some homework."
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Son says, "Toy Story."
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.

    I'm using gs3 had s5 but went back gs3 and want a flag ship killer to give them my money is stead of Samsung
     

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  3. flystanny
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

  4. shayc4
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    shayc4 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    So meany joke threads...
    I just invented a Chuck Norris fact:
    Chuck Norris don't need an invite from Plus One. Chuck Norris invites them...
     

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  5. MoaxAusmOsten
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014

    MoaxAusmOsten , Sep 1, 2014 :
    A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.

    A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name."

    "You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay."

    So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!"

    "Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
     

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  6. F3RILLA
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    F3RILLA , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Check your inbox and happy birthday in advance!
     

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  7. Thebriant
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    Thebriant , Sep 1, 2014 :
    I got another one, Doubt it can top any any joke in the book... It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
     

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  8. platwalser3
    Cupcake Sep 1, 2014

    platwalser3 , Sep 1, 2014 :
    If there are three people having sex , its called a threesome...

    if there are two people having sex, its called a twosome...

    now i understand why they call you handsome :D

    cheers, and the reason why i wonna have this phone is, that i really can use it in school. it would be verry helpfull.

    and i a chose a transformer it would be galvatron :) he's one tough ************ :p
     

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  9. lejohnone
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014

    lejohnone , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Using a really old samsung galaxy 1s, really love the android os. think its time to invest in a new phone, would love to support the oneplus-community.
     

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  10. F3RILLA
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    F3RILLA , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Your first priority should be clients, you have to place yourself in their shoes and actually think, what they want in-terms of the design. Always create rough sketches or wire-frames and present them to your clients for feedback. You should also know to who the target audience (users) are and make sure your design will not be difficult for them.
     

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  11. duartemurta
    Cupcake Sep 1, 2014

    duartemurta , Sep 1, 2014 :
    I need the invite because i have a old Qtek s100 that use to belong to my dad. I don't really the money to buy a phone as good as the oneplus one and this is a great opportunity for me to get a decent phone ( my current phone has 64 mb of ram). I have been crazy about getting a invite.

    PS: Christmas is comming and you could be my santa!
     

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  12. saucy
    Jelly Bean Sep 1, 2014

    saucy , Sep 1, 2014 :
    thank you!
     

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  13. suraen.sethu
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014


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  14. rawilson
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014


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    F3RILLA and nothingxs like this.
  15. F3RILLA
    Froyo Sep 1, 2014

    F3RILLA , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Man, now your just making a brother shy! haha :D
     

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  16. Nilesh Sajnani
    KitKat Sep 1, 2014

    Nilesh Sajnani , Sep 1, 2014 :
    Winner! Congrats dude :D
     

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  17. oneplusoneplusme
    Eclair Sep 1, 2014


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  18. Nilesh Sajnani
    KitKat Sep 1, 2014


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  19. rawilson
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014


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  20. omching
    Gingerbread Sep 1, 2014

    omching , Sep 1, 2014 :
    One of my favorite jokes:

    Two men walk into a bar.
    One man orders H20.
    The other says,
    "I'll have H20, too"

    The second man dies.
     

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