[STAO] Sercert Teedybeer Asasinnation Organissation

  1. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :

    Life was good. The Sun
    was setting on a sweet
    Summer's day. A house
    across the river. The
    smell of freshly cut
    lawns. The sounds of
    children playing. A
    beautiful wife and a baby
    girl. The "American
    Dream" come true. But
    dreams have a nasty
    habit of going bad when
    you're not looking.

    Suddenly the Teddybears started to slowly overtake the world. It al started when there came a huge radioactive leak of stupidity and all Teddybears came alive.
    They are invading beds all over the world. They act like stuffed animals but when u sleep..
    Their leader @Vladibear Putin is making a army right now. And is preparing for war.
    The point of this call-up is for you all to join us in the Resistance to kill all the teddybears. We need a way to kill the existence of the teddybears and spare humanity. I ask all of your wisdom.

    Resistance out.
    @teqnix Commander/God
    @aamartje Elite Teddy Eliminator
    @Reflect Stratos Teddy spy and Teddy Killer
    @androidlove2014 The teddy Assassin.
    @BronzeEwe cook and scientist
    @moon4567 weapon specialist technician and something else I don't remember
    @CyanoTex Technician and robotic ninja teddy killer
    @sambbme Our secret weapon
    @matthijscremersOur look out and technician.
    @stavrosbloggerTechnician and partime spy.
    @aakashjhaveriScientist and Weapon Specialist. "Teddy Inspector"
    @Nilesh Sajnani Technician
    @keithnyc Teddy Bear Infiltrator (Double Agent)
    @kingkarnage1 Teddy killer
    @mahvi Bait and teddy biter.
    @limbopope Mad scientist
    @nithinravi Technician
    @totally not Aaahh Lookout.
    @Adugr8 Weapon Specialist and Technician
    @stockholmguy The foot soldier.
    @DRCH Doctor and technician
    @rodriguez.da weapon specialist
    @sadem31 cook and teddy killer
    @Sh4itan Teddy killer/Stupidity Sniper.
    @Hanson Lee Teddy washer
    @mandar45 The sir.
    @dsmonteiro Cook
    @finaldentiny Technician and cook
    @baldimat Technician
    @ravo Scientist and technician
    @GeertBerkers Weapon expert.
    @satishkikani Secret agent.
    @playedmarker Financial advisor
    @Piquantpictures Teddy killer
    @airelek weapon specialist
    @Dezavi Investigator
    @Data1417 Spy, Teddy Killer, negotiate, teddy torturer and technician
    @sp99 Spy, investigator and Wizard
    @shivkaranshah ninja
    @acrazyanimal scientist
    @maximus Decimus mercidus Ninja
    @angelique kerkhoffs negotiater
    @MIYANO+ HQ decoration
    @Miloman18 doctor
    @shejduce CEO
    @Jaimin Shah investigator
    @gonediscin hq decoration /potted plant.
    @Lunatasian hq decoration /chair
    @llcooljerry teddy torturer
    @Xero hq decoration
    @Sandesire technician, the sir, ninja
    @1ikhan INTEROGATOR
    @Nackio teddy killer
    @Lunatasian ninja hamster
    @BrettPlusOne ghoul
    @blisside teddyspy
    @thedarb assassin
    @silverchaoz our Infiltrator in TBC
    @neejar.09 spy and killer
    @Mr Sprinkles sniper
    @canizar Cook
    @carbine30 Tactical general
    @Transparant hq decoration /couch potato
    @dwaynelson Assassin
    @awkward_potato spy potato
    @oliverjones teddy killer
    @jmhashmi guard
    @Maynard100 spy and consultant
    @Dondar01 teddy buldgeoner
    @Beyoncé singer/entertainer and cook
    @MAXXHEW Air Raid Vehicle Operator
    @Zain Daudi bootifull magical unicorn
    @gaster shaman
    @Michelsleeckx guard
    @barb mind reader
    @clepto wizard
    @magicguitar19 interrogator
    @JFF1 potato
    @mr_rüxbin hq decoration
    @McJai torturing ninja squirrel
    @tarunscool teddy assasin
    @Hastein710 spy
    @JordanAW commander of the TFR
    @Pedro ninja throwing Nokia 3310's
    @fallen11angel1 teddy washer
    @tijs190 technician
    @A Fat Duck Technician
    @matt.89 Guard
    @vvelitchkov investigator
    @lugara scientist
    @emcus hq decoration/bowl of salad
    @reivon & her dog Teddy Killer
    @jleccy Sir, Wizard and Teddy torturer

    Our Pets

    @Lunatasian hamster
    @vmk2310 hamster
    @Reflect Stratos hamster
    @teqnix stitch
    @ouch123 cat
    @Mr Sprinkles honey Badger
    @DRCH duck
    @Aaahh philosoraptor
    @Toothless Dragon
    @fallen11angel1 Penguin
    @vvelitchkov Alligator
    @mistral squirrel

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    Last edited: Feb 4, 2015

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  2. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Mascotte :
    Teddy the only not infected teddybear is our Mascotte and symbol for a world without Teddybears infected by radioactive stupidity.

    Kill'em with bear hands
    "We must bring them down, one stuffing at a time!"

    *1 Teddy spy: you can use our secret technology "project pyama" and infiltrate.
    *2 Teddy Killer: you break into people's houses and kill their Teddybear.
    *3 Weapon specialist: you are going to make weapons wich will send the Teddybears straight to Teddybear-hell!
    *4 Scientist: you are going to do research for what the radioactive stupidity has done to the Teddybears.
    *5 Doctor: you are going to heal us when we get attacked my Teddybears.
    *6 Teddy washer: you are gonna wash every Teddybear in this world in the hope it might wash the radioactive stupidity away.
    *7 Cook: you are gonna grill and cook the washed Teddybears for dinner.
    *8 Technician: you are gonna develop more crazy tech. And of course fix our computer.
    *9 Lookout: you will look out and walk around to see if there are no teddy bears around our headquarter.
    *10 The Sir: just being a popular duck.
    *11 Finnancial advisor : you're gonna advise us about how we are gonna finance upgrades.
    *12 Wizard: You have a couple of spells wich protect us.
    *13 Investigator: you're gonna investigate.
    *14 ninja:you will do ninja stuff.
    *15 Teddy negotiater: You will negotiate with the Teddybears.
    *16 Interrogator you will integrate the caught Teddybears.
    *17 Teddy Torturer in some cases the teddybears are hard and you need to torture them a bit. You will torture them.
    *18 Guard you will guard the teddy prison and our HQ.
    *19 HQ decoration. You will just stand there like an potted plant decorating our HQ.
    Our teddy department in the organization (For the good teddies)
    The SOTB !
    They are the rebellion they are the SOTB

    @Osama Bear Laden
    @Jayception techbear
    @YellowNigguh spy teddy bear
    @dptarbet super teddy
    @bear0306 Assassin
    @Vladibear Putin and his TCB
    @keninmec and his troops.

    @Osama Bear Laden and his Rebbelion
    the SOTB
    The TFR
    #1 Regular Teddybear
    #2 Zomby Teddybear
    #3 Teddyzilla is the mother of all of them. One to rule them all.
    #4 Son of Zilla, Mohair's are the children hunters.
    #5 The Velour's are the ones that haunt teenage boys, for they are attended by their love interest (teen girls)
    #6 And the Canvas, subtle but very specific can crush the heart of every married man's heart!!
    #7 Space Teddybear . They do not have tech to breath under water and they are afraid of heights. their strength is fire machines which are very powerful.
    #8 Ruxpin teddybear
    Ruxpin was the offspring of a mini-bot and a carnival teddy bear. He is the founder of buid-a-bear enslaving human youth to aid in the destruction of the interwebz. His weakness is CDs.
    Two teddybears are out for dinner. Teddybear 1 says:"Wanna order desert?" Teddybear 2 replies "no thanks I'm stuffed."
    In every hq we have a bar were you can chill out after teddy hunting.
    This is what you can order.

    #1 Any kind of Pizza s/m/l/xl/xxl
    #2 Hamburger s/m/l/xl/xxl
    #3 Cheeseburger s/m/l/xl/xxl
    #4 French fries s/m/l/xl/xxl
    #5 Burrito regular s/m/l/xl/xxl
    #6 Taco regular s/m/l/xl/xxl


    #1 Salmon baked in butter.
    #2 Steak raw/light/medium/baked.
    #3 Shrimps with Sweet Potato
    #4 Rib Steak
    #5 Ribeye steak


    #1 Mango
    #2 Banana
    #3 Apple
    #4 Kiwi
    #5 Dragon fruit
    #6 Coconut
    #7 Strawberry
    #8 Raspberry
    #9 Peaches


    #1 Eggs benidect
    #2 An omelet you can say your preference of ingredients to the cook.
    #3 Pancakes
    #4 Cereal


    #1 Toasted bread with cheese or ham.


    #1 Potato Chips
    #2 Oreo Cookies
    #3 Chocolate chip cookies
    #4 Chocolate bar


    #1 Banana-burger


    #1 Chicken salad.
    #2 Tuna Salad
    #3 Shrimp Salad


    #1 Teddy-Leg
    #2 Teddy-Brains
    #3 Teddy-Arms
    #4 Teddy-Steak


    #1 Coca-Cola normal/diet/light/cherry/vanilla
    #2 Beer Heinken/Amstel
    #3 Orange juice
    #4 Coffee/Latè/cappuccino/expressi
    #5 Tea (any kind)
    #6 Red wine
    #7 White wine

    Thanks to the cooks for running this bar!
    @finaldentiny @BronzeEwe @dsmonteiro @sadem31
    Watchers: @signa
    I belong to a magical race of watchers. We are also part of this realm but we want to remain hidden. We do not choose sides in battles but we are essentially a very curious folk. We are attracted to strange activities. That explains my unwanted presence here. Watchers can't touch a original ring because there skin will burn when touching it.

    The ring original and replica:

    It is a magical item. It will make you invisible when you wear it.
    However, its powers are valid only until the third use. :(
    You see, this is just a replica of the original preciousss.
    We can't touch the original because it is made of iron.
    Do not worry about the expiration, you can pawn it after, it's made of platinum.

    I've discovered their weakness. Wizz! Urine seems to render the radiation of stupidity inert. It also weighs them down at first so they can't move as fast before they are completely cured. We need to spread the word fast "Keep well hydrated and urinate on all teddybears!"
    Discovered by @acrazyanimal
    Well @Random-user like many genius discoveries by pure chance, chance, lucky chance.

    I was pissinging into the wind with my pants around my ankles like I usually do to keep my reflexes sharp. A gust picked up and I matrix styles dodged my blow-back. Fortunate as I was my urine soaked the teddy sneaking up behind me with machete in hand. So I pissed on him more until that SOB was nothing more then a child's toy once again.
    Zombie teddybears have a strong desire for bacon
    Discovered by @mandar45 and @teqnix

    Revealed by @mandar45


    Revelead by @mandar45


    Discovered by @mandar45


    Discovered by @mandar45

    Omg they have a wizard!
    Discovered by @mandar45

    They are producing space teddybears.
    Its called Mission Space. They do not have tech to breath under water and they are afraid of heights. their strength is fire machines which are very powerful.

    Discovered by @satishkikani

    Alright Boys Q3 Announcement time,

    Here we are once again. The start of Q4 for STAO™. As it stands now, our stock price could never soar higher and with the future acquiring of Maybe-an-Apple industries(NYSE:MAAN) we can expand our growth well into Q1 of next year.

    As we can see, I predict our stock price to exceed $100 by the end of the year. This is a growth of over 1000%! I hope everyone is excited about this development as I am. As we proceed, we need to focus on: catnip development, R&D, and harvesting practices because my investment strategy should keep our investments growing at a steady 15% for the next 8 quarters.

    Keep up the great work everyone. Your bonuses should be in the mail soon.

    Meow :3
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    Last edited: Jan 10, 2015

  3. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    aamartje , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Okay so here's the plan I got: we need a special team that contains people just like the two of us. I found the perfect people with those specific powers we need to destroy the teddybears. We summon these prisoners who were caught because of violence but now we need their help!


  4. keninmec
    Jelly Bean Aug 23, 2014

  5. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :
    This will be the full story and it will include everything that happens in the thread.
    It's still in progress for now...
    They have discovered our organization!
    We are currently developing a secret technology we call "project pyama"

    With this top secret technology you can make the Teddybears think u are one of them and collect super secret teddy information.

    We also have an alternative I present to you the:


    The Fumoffu! edition allows combat while keeping the user completely shielded and undetectable by the enemy, perfectly disguised as a harmless teddybear. It makes you want to hug it even when holding an assault rifle. :<


    This sword will turn blue when there are teddy's around.


    Data Extracting Rectifying Printer aka DERP

    This translates the teddy language and prints out all the information that teddy knew
    Emergency weapon
    Made by @DRCH

    Emergency weapon
    Made by @GeertBerkers

    Guys I developed some new weapon ! We can launch these propane tanks and then shoot the balloons once they're over the teddy bear base
    Made by @BronzeEwe

    T.G.O.R.G (Teddy, Guts,Originating ,Rail ,Gun.) Is a Railgun powered by Radioactive TeddyBear flesh and Liquids. It is capable of extracting up to 1.3 Gigawatts of energy from a single paw

    Handle with care and and responsability one blast of the T.G.O.R.G is able to pierce through 4 Teddy bear bodies until dessolving

    Made by @airelek

    Let me introduce to you :
    The Stone Gun:
    Super silent, can fire the whole capacity in 10 seconds !!
    Capacity: Standard 9 bullets, but I have designed the magazine to be quarter the size of standard ones.
    0.3 Calibre.
    Includes invisible Teddy sensors

    And, The Stone Rifle:
    It can fire 50 rounds per min. Capacity 500.
    0.33 Calibre

    These two Weapons turn the Teddy Bears into stones !!
    I have specifically made the bullets from a super secret Ninja ingredient which turns Evil Ted's into stones by burning their dark souls equivalent to a dip into a live volcano !!
    We can either break them, or use them as statues to celebrate victories!

    Made by @shivkaranshah

    I have been working on some new tech to kill teddy bears with.... so I kindnapped one while on my spy mission. I have devised this little strategy... huehuehue

    the Teddybomb, self explanatory


    May I present to you the bacon grenade.
    It's very efficient against zombie teddybears.
    The bacon will explode and the highly concentrated doses of awesomeness wich is in the bacon kills the zomby teddybears.


    Made by @mandar45 and @teqnix

    To confuse them we tranform in ducks.
    This is our camouflage tank




    New Weapon! I just developed a teddy gun launcher. We take dead teddy bears and I can wire bombs into them and then launch them into the teddy camps and forces.. they will feel compelled to save their fellow teddy and catch them thus exploding a few seconds after.
    Missions ................Status
    Attack Toystore.......Done
    Kill Teddyzilla ........Done
    Hijack Plane ...........Not done
    Project Trojan Bear. Not done
    Kidnap @Vladibear Putin.Not done
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    Last edited: Nov 9, 2014

  6. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    aamartje , Aug 23, 2014 :
    papers and agent-license please? :)

  7. Reflect Stratos
    KitKat Aug 23, 2014

  8. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :
    What's wrong with you for not caring about the world.!

  9. Reflect Stratos
    KitKat Aug 23, 2014

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  10. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

  11. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Teddy is love teddy is live.
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2014

  12. Reflect Stratos
    KitKat Aug 23, 2014

    Reflect Stratos , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Thanks to your teachings I will become a true teddy slayer. I am thankful, master.

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  13. keninmec
    Jelly Bean Aug 23, 2014

    keninmec , Aug 23, 2014 :
    But what's wrong with you ?

  14. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    aamartje , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Don't thank me, thank them, although they're prisoners :p now go and train, tomorrow we'll take some physical action!!

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  15. androidlove2014
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    androidlove2014 , Aug 23, 2014 :
    I'd like to be a teddy bear assassin!!!! We must bring them down one stuffing at a time.

  16. Reflect Stratos
    KitKat Aug 23, 2014

    Reflect Stratos , Aug 23, 2014 :
    Shall we not need a weapon specialist? Nothing beats a ninja with an M16.

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  17. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

    teqnix , Aug 23, 2014 :
    I think we have a Teddybear here who is trying to stop the STAO from happening.

  18. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    aamartje , Aug 23, 2014 :
    @teqnix we got another employee!! :D

  19. aamartje
    Honeycomb Aug 23, 2014

    aamartje , Aug 23, 2014 :
    You're right. Team we need you now! DESTROY @keninmec , he's a spy a traitor or IT is!

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  20. teqnix
    Lollipop Aug 23, 2014

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