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Tell Us Your Best Joke Ever!

  1. tilak_gr.stark
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 15, 2021

    tilak_gr.stark , Jan 15, 2021 :
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    Hello Peeps,

    Yippee! Happy Weekend. This is your fellow Human and an Ice-cream Sandwich.My name is Tilak. Now If I cut the crap about me. Let’s talk about something we all enjoy to do. Yes! I’m talking about Jokes.


    ** Summoning the spirit of Chandler bing to bless me on this thread**

    Humour brings people together and has the power to transform how we think about the world. Of course, not everyone is adopted at being funny,like me I’m terrible at cracking Jokes. Instead I’ll become the sacrificial goat in my friend’s hands. Jokes are the perfect weapon of turning a grim and boring day or event into an exciting and extraordinary one. Explore the real art of cracking jokes and definitely you will lighten up not only people faces but their hearts. They say the gods too are fond of a joke and the devil himself too, Oh wait! Even Adolf Hitler too.

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    The past year has been so ludicrous and surreal for every one of us but like never before we totally rediscovered every possible way to Joke, meme and whatnot. 2020 has given us at least Innumerable Jokes to make ourselves feel better. Like never before the Jokes fellow community users pop out in the Wormhole... and the Random Nonsense Club... threads just makes my day much better no matter what.

    Tell Us Your Best Joke Ever!
    There are a galaxy full of ways and topics to make a joke. I invite the every multicellular organism here to share your best joke to make someone’s day better and bring a smile on their face on these everyone’s favourite days of a week. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles. Share any joke that would bring a Smile on your face.
    In order to start the Joke Massacre here, I’m sharing down my Side of contribution.

    -“You don’t need a Parachute to go Skydiving once,
    You need a Parachute to go Skydiving twice.”

    -“Parallel lines have so much in common,
    It’s a shame that they never meet.”

    -What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
    “Aye Matey” (Say it loud to understand)

    -What do you call a Hippie’s wife?
    “Mississippi”


    I’m done with mine. Better days are coming and they’re called Saturday and Sunday. Cheering you for a Awesome Weekend. The Ground is all yours.Thank you for reading.

    With a Big warm Virtual Hug,
    - Tilak



    P.S : I Would like to Thank @Yash Pratap Singh. for helping me out. You’re going to be the best man in my Wedding which is going to happen in 38th Neveruary 20∞
     
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  2. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jan 15, 2021


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  3. Nipu_1998
    Jelly Bean Jan 15, 2021

    Nipu_1998 , Jan 15, 2021 :
    This will be so fun.
    Waiting to read more replies on this thread.
    Here's mine:
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    He was outstanding in his field.
     

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  4. B_Wrath
    Nougat Jan 15, 2021

    B_Wrath , Jan 15, 2021 :
    OnePlus has an excellent customer service! :rolleyes:
     

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  5. Areebanwar
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 15, 2021

    Areebanwar , Jan 15, 2021 :
    An ironic, quite humorous trend I've noticed:

    Marketing brains behind company A poking fun at company B only to find out their top management plan to pursue the same decisions by company B in the ensuing months.

    For example, "environmental approach" by removing chargers, headphone jacks, and so on...
     

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  7. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jan 15, 2021

    Dresa91 , Jan 15, 2021 :
    Oh haha this beats mine :D
     

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  8. Areebanwar
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 15, 2021

    Areebanwar , Jan 15, 2021 :
    It was time to finally take our relationship to the next level. I thus stood there unwrapped, far from any coverings to drape my modesty. We looked at eachother, our eyes meet and slowly her eyes drop below...

    She laughed. Her parents laughed. Her sister laughed. Her dog huffed.

    Always make sure it's the twin you're dating!
     

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  9. script
    Moderator Moderator Jan 15, 2021


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  10. Tokolozi
    Most Original Avatar Jan 15, 2021

    Tokolozi , Jan 15, 2021 :
    I would say the "13th month salary" in many European countries...


    I'll need to think about my actual best joke though
     

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  11. script
    Moderator Moderator Jan 15, 2021

    script , Jan 15, 2021 :
    Such nicht nach Witzen an der Wand

    Den größten hältst du in der Hand.

    Written on a toilet urinal wall
     

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  12. Tokolozi
    Most Original Avatar Jan 15, 2021

    Tokolozi , Jan 15, 2021 :
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  13. tilak_gr.stark
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 15, 2021

    tilak_gr.stark , Jan 15, 2021 :
    That's the Best Office Joke Topic!
    LOL! That's a cool one

    Deserves a Medal! 😅

    Lmao! That's sweetly Sharp and Funny😂

    Thank you Helder! 😀
    ROFL! 🤣 That's a Good one. Is it true? 😅

    Oh yeah! I'm waiting for @camohan sir to show up! 😅

    Oh yeah!😂 The 13th month jokes are cool tho.
     

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  14. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jan 15, 2021

    Dresa91 , Jan 15, 2021 :
    :D

    Yeah:D
     

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  15. Tokolozi
    Most Original Avatar Jan 15, 2021

    Tokolozi , Jan 15, 2021 :
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    This is my submission.
     

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  16. tilak_gr.stark
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  17. puccellino
    Lollipop Jan 15, 2021

    puccellino , Jan 15, 2021 :
    Great thread for a Friday Tilak!

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  18. Tobikage
    Nougat Jan 15, 2021


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  19. Bobbie63
    Marshmallow Jan 15, 2021

    Bobbie63 , Jan 15, 2021 :
    An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring, calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy”.

    She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.” The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.”.
     

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  20. tilak_gr.stark
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 15, 2021

    tilak_gr.stark , Jan 15, 2021 :
    Thank you Good Sir! Your Joke is Classy.
     

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