Tell Us Your Best Joke Ever!

  1. oneplusbigbob , via OnePlus Community App , Jan 27, 2021 :
    Superman is really horny, so he calls Batman and Robin and says, let's go out this weekend and they both answer they'd love to but already have dates they're taking out Batgirl and Catwoman, he hangs up. He flies into the ocean to see if Aquaman wants to go he spots him swims over to him and says let's go out this weekend and get some ladies, Aquaman says yes he'd love to but already has plans with this hot Mermaid. Pissed off Superman flies out of the ocean and is flying over the city when he looks down and sees Wonder Woman lying naked on top of this skyscraper, he thinks to himself, I'm faster than the speed of light, I'll fly down there and Bam Bam thank you ma'am and fly away she won't know what happened so he flies down does his thing and Wonder Woman is yelling what the hell was that ? The Invisible Man goes I don't know, but my *** sure hurts.

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    freakyFIN , via OnePlus Nord , Jan 28, 2021 :
    A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office.
    The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
    “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?”
    “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”

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    buntycubal , Jan 30, 2021 :
    Church & temples are free to enter but still empty.
    Pubs charge to enter, but are full.people ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction...
    everyone has their own path, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store,all the problems fade before a hangover:D

  8. Milan_313
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    Milan_313 , via OnePlus 7T , Feb 1, 2021 :
    The Vampire Dairies Story
    Matt: (Calls Damon) We are in trouble and Elena is in Danger please come and help us.
    Damon: Do you have any purpose in life except putting our lives in Danger 😂😂

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    J1583482877728 , via OnePlus 6T , Feb 1, 2021 :
    A Cock , a Hen & their chick were crossing the Railway line .

    The Cock sees a train coming towards the crossing

    and says to the hen " hurry up grab the chick and cross " .

    They cross and are lucky to reach safe the other end
    On Crossing the Chick says : - Five of us are safe !

    Why chick says Five ?

    Ans .... In the thread .

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    J1583482877728 , via OnePlus 6T , Feb 1, 2021 :
    Don't the problems come back post hangover finishes .

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    tilak_gr.stark , Feb 2, 2021 :
    Everyone has a Hidden talent they don't know about until they the tequila poured. LoL 😂

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    Ice Cream Sandwich Feb 2, 2021

    tilak_gr.stark , Feb 2, 2021 :
    Damon' to Stefan :
    Dear Diary,
    A chipmunk asked me My Name today.I told him it was joe,I lied.that lie will haunt me forever.

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