Tell Us Your Best Joke Ever!

  1. 18._ali
    Gingerbread Jan 20, 2021

  2. _Sandeep.k
    Donut Jan 20, 2021

    _Sandeep.k , via OnePlus 8 , Jan 20, 2021 :
    Feeling down about my thinning hair, I told a friend, “Soon I’ll never need to go back to the beauty salon. Whenever I vacuum, all I pick up is my hair.” A glass-half-full kind of gal, she responded, “Well, then you won’t need to vacuum either.”

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  3. Tilak G.
    Jelly Bean Jan 20, 2021

    Tilak G. , Jan 20, 2021 :
    ROFL. 😂
    You're Sandeep as in My class mate Sandeep? 🙄

  4. Tilak G.
    Jelly Bean Jan 20, 2021

    Tilak G. , Jan 20, 2021 :
    Can you people now Stop trolling in the name of jokes.

  5. G_clement_roy_007 , via OnePlus 7T Frosted Silver , Jan 20, 2021 :
    Okay sir 😂😂😂

  6. ramkr1607
    Gingerbread Jan 21, 2021

  7. VipinKardam007
    Cupcake Jan 21, 2021

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  8. sfomin
    Nougat Jan 21, 2021

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  9. puccellino
    Lollipop Jan 22, 2021

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  10. C1611232420997 , via OnePlus Community App , Jan 22, 2021 :
    A man walks into a pet store he starts looking around he stops and he looks it it's red parakeet he turns to the clerk he says how much for this red parakeet clerk says that's $2,500 he said "$2,500 why is it so much?" The man said "that particular parakeet can type." Frustrated the man saw a yellow parakeet. He turned to the clerk and said " How much for the yellow parakeet then?" The man said "$5,000". The customer murmured then said " what makes that one worth so much more?" The clerk said "well now that particular parakeet can type and answer the phone". The customer was astonished that such simple work could cost so much to employee someone to do it for you. The customer saw a blue parakeet. He thought to him self surely this one doesn't have any super abilities. He turns to the clerk and says " how much for the blue one then. The clerk whole heatedly says "$10,000" astonished the customer asks what does that one do? The clerk scratched his head and said " you know what I am not sure what he does but the other 2 call him boss.

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  11. claudebailey
    Cupcake Jan 22, 2021

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  12. Amritashya
    Gingerbread Jan 22, 2021

    Amritashya , via OnePlus 7T Pro , Jan 22, 2021 :
    Once there was a body building competition amongst cats . A cat impressed one and all . He won . He was interviewd .. How come you managed to be so big Mr Cat ? He said ... Actually I am a tiger from Somalia .

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  13. sfomin
    Nougat Jan 22, 2021

    sfomin , Jan 22, 2021 :
    :confused: lame joke, if you can call it a joke.

  14. Ronny1967
    Froyo Jan 22, 2021