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  1. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Things have been so tense on these forums lately, I thought it would help to reduce all this stress and share a joke with you. The title is Two Coffees in Heaven.

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. “Are you Mohammed?” he asks.
    “No my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.”
    Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, “Are you Mohammed?”
    “Why no,” he answers, “I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.”

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Mohammed?”
    “No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.”

    Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question.
    “Are you Mohammed?” he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
    “No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?”
    Obama says, “Yes please!”
    As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out, “Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!


  2. Gamm86
    Jelly Bean Mar 9, 2015

  3. Thephoneofphones
    Jelly Bean Mar 9, 2015

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  4. REDSON28
    Honeycomb Mar 9, 2015

  5. Gamm86
    Jelly Bean Mar 9, 2015

    Gamm86 , Mar 9, 2015 :
    I was waiting for the first comment that would mention the word "offensive". Not that i'm accusing you of finding it offensive. ;)

  6. vakamahorika
    Froyo Mar 9, 2015

    vakamahorika , Mar 9, 2015 :
    I think if everyone took a step back and appreciated each other a little more, and took a little less offense at each thing, the world would be a much better place :)

    That said, I don't think this joke is very appropriate in these times...

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  7. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

  8. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Meant no harm in this joke. Just trying to lighten up the mood.

  9. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Didn't intend for an inappropriate joke. It was just a joke I found online. Truly meant no harm.

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  10. Thephoneofphones
    Jelly Bean Mar 9, 2015

    Thephoneofphones , Mar 9, 2015 :
    I know its a joke. There are certain ones I would refrain from. Religion is one topic to steer clear of in my books. Just like racist and sexist jokes. Whether you find them funny is not my concern. I am concerned for those who may be offended.

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  11. REDSON28
    Honeycomb Mar 9, 2015

    REDSON28 , Mar 9, 2015 :
    no worries, im open minded but a lot will find this offensive [​IMG]

  12. koleplus
    Eclair Mar 9, 2015

    koleplus , Mar 9, 2015 :
    I just love your joke man! Do you have any more?

  13. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    If you want, I'll find another joke. Quite a few jokes on there.

  14. DaxNagtegaal
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    DaxNagtegaal , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Lol, I don't really understand how this is offensive?

    "God" is different for each religion is it not?

    God can be Allah too, no? Idk..
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2015

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  15. coverco
    Honeycomb Mar 9, 2015

    coverco , Mar 9, 2015 :
    It made me laugh but then again I am not even slightly politically correct :)

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  16. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Certainly. This one is called Threatening Letters.

    The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

    “I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

    “Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

    “Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service."

  17. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    I don't see why not :)

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  18. sloganc69
    Honeycomb Mar 9, 2015

  19. Baymax
    Marshmallow Mar 9, 2015

    Baymax , Mar 9, 2015 :
    No problem!

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  20. Jael Pendragon
    KitKat Mar 9, 2015

    Jael Pendragon , Mar 9, 2015 :
    Internal Revenue Service people might find this offensive :p

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