Hello folks, I am here today to share with you some tips & tricks , along with sound advice, on how to wait for your invite. Some of you are probably
n00bs and have no idea what you are doing so I want you to avoid making a stupid thread degrading yourself. Then, there are most of you who are just flat out impatient and have no clue how to exact patience. So let me share some advice with you...
1. Begging for Invites
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Odds are, you won't use the search function. You're so damn excited for this phone you will thread away without looking. Avoid a dramatic story about your birthday, divorce, or that you're phone was magically stolen by extraterrestrial organ thieves. Creating a thread for this is the kiss of death. As you will be mocked and ridiculed.
2. Useless *** threads
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So now you've joined, and have decided that you do not want to look like a
moron and thread for invites. So, instead, you act like a freshman on your
first day of high school and come up to people to engage in useless banter
with little to no relevance to them at all. In which you get stuffed in a locker with the
word "dildo baggins" scribbled across your face.
It's the same thing here homie. We know the OPO is "cool" and that
"you cannot wait for this sweet machine". Post something meaningful. Like
pics of girls making out with each other. You will get likes. ...
lulz
3. Butthurt, threatening to leave, "BYE OPO"
You've joined the forum, been here a week or a month, yet there's no invite. The anger rises, and you decide that for some reason, the rest of world, including OPO, is going to feel your wrath. So you let us all know that all of a sudden, OPO doesn't deserve you, and that the LG3 will be the one for you instead. Do us a favor,
do it! But don't let us know. We're all waiting pal, and we're fresh out of
feels for you.
4. GO OUTSIDE
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Yessss, there was an earth before the OPO! You don't need to be on this forum 24/7.
That's what twitter, and facebook are for. Get some fresh air, take a dump in public, IDK.
As long as you realize that the longer you stay on the forums, the more at risk you are of becoming a victim of rule #2.
5. FAP IT
Self-explanatory. For those who just dread the outside world and refuse to follow step #3. A fap a day keeps the anger at bay.
6. Chill bro
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^^^ This guy gets it. Chill man, life is short. Getting butthurt over technology only strengthens the argument that we are a society now of no chill. Good things come to those who wait. Oh, and this dude is baked. So if you got it?
SMOKE it.
There are more rules and sound advice that I am sure I could dish out, but the thread would be too long and at risk of "didn't read lolz" ...
So, in that case, feel free to leave more advice for these poor souls to cope with the fact that is a startup company and that patience is a dish best served over time.
lol
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