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  1. Martino1plus
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 16, 2016

  2. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 16, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Jul 16, 2016 :
    This country will move fast into a good economy. Too many politicians and critics talking the country down when they should talk it up. Boris is a clever choice.

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  3. Martino1plus
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 18, 2016

    Martino1plus , Jul 18, 2016 :
    Interesting, We shall see! Im still a little curious as to when we are actually going to leave the EU :oops:

  4. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 18, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Jul 18, 2016 :
    Cool idea.. If we stay in stasis and wait for the other EU deserters. They can join us in a new EU focused away from the top heavy nutters as in EU now. Call it something like EC (European Commonwealth)..

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  5. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 24, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Jul 24, 2016 :
    In a restaurant last night and all of a sudden Martino1Plus threw a prawn cocktail at me he said, ''and that's just for starters pal''
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2016

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  6. Martino1plus
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 25, 2016

    Martino1plus , Jul 25, 2016 :
    Greetings all managed to bag myself a job as a chef in one of Raymond Blancs resturants, the hours are ruthless!

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  7. Brownsea2989
    Gingerbread Jul 25, 2016

    Brownsea2989 , Jul 25, 2016 :

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  8. dobbin52
    Honeycomb Jul 25, 2016

    dobbin52 , Jul 25, 2016 :
    Speak to James he might be able to give you some tips on vegetables or at least JD

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  9. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 25, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Jul 25, 2016 :
    Stomach is rumbling...

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  10. dobbin52
    Honeycomb Jul 26, 2016

    dobbin52 , Jul 26, 2016 :
    Time for a settling JD then James

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  11. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 26, 2016

  12. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Jul 26, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Jul 26, 2016 :
    I mowed the lawn today,believe it or not, and after doing so I sat down and had a large JD.
    The day was really quite warm, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then
    would have asked 'about what?' At that point I would have had to explain that
    men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
    Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
    kicked in the nuts?
    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts,
    but how could they "know"? Well, after another JD, and some more heavy deductive thinking,
    I have come up with an answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though
    I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year
    or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another
    child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
    like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case. Time for another JD, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

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  13. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Aug 2, 2016

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  14. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Aug 2, 2016

  15. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Aug 3, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Aug 3, 2016 :
    I must be getting old I went to the shop today to get a bottle of water.
    I couldn't lift it up, mind you it was an EVIAN.

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  16. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Aug 12, 2016

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  17. dobbin52
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2016

    dobbin52 , Aug 15, 2016 :
    I've got loads you can do James

  18. JamesGHolt
    Honeycomb Aug 16, 2016

    JamesGHolt , Aug 16, 2016 :
    Sounds like a plan, when I am released.

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  19. dobbin52
    Honeycomb Aug 16, 2016

    dobbin52 , Aug 16, 2016 :
    Ffs they lock you away and give you JD can I have their number please.

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  20. Martino1plus
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 16, 2016

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