Three Invites Up For Grabs

  1. DinoSaurous
    Donut Sep 27, 2014

    DinoSaurous , Sep 27, 2014 :
    I've got three invites that have to move out in five days. Put something funny in the box to be judged by my strict standards of arbitrary madness. GO!

  2. arrk1984
    Eclair Sep 27, 2014

  3. Arci996
    Donut Sep 27, 2014

  4. radek157
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  5. Karimmahiddine
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  6. mikev1659
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

    mikev1659 , Sep 27, 2014 :
    A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

    The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

    "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

    The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

    On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

    The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

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  7. cyt614
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

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    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

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    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  10. Crachi
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  11. TheFarm
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  12. abdulkhadeer05
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  13. hktrends
    Donut Sep 27, 2014

  14. Karimmahiddine
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  15. masa2421
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

  16. limya
    Jelly Bean Sep 27, 2014

    limya , Sep 27, 2014 :
    A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.
    Rear toilet? He suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.
    He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her. Right, get that condom on, she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.
    But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to, So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.
    "To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."

    And what were you thinking? I worry about you sometimes!

  17. silvia.woodley
    Gingerbread Sep 27, 2014

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  18. silvia.woodley
    Gingerbread Sep 27, 2014

  19. radek157
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2014

    radek157 , Sep 27, 2014 :
    Thanks but it was claaimed it would have been better if you sent it via PM , yet thanks

  20. DinoSaurous
    Donut Oct 3, 2014