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three invites Dec 26, 2014

  1. j0hnby
    Froyo Dec 26, 2014

    j0hnby , Dec 26, 2014 :
    Morning all

    I have three invites to share, if you want one post a Christmas joke.

    I will choose the first joke, then my two favourite ones in the next hour.

    John
     
    #1

  2. wakasha
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    wakasha , Dec 26, 2014 :
    What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow
     
    #2
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  3. dmoller
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    dmoller , Dec 26, 2014 :
    What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?


    Claustrophobia


    lame :D
     
    #3

  4. squintero
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #4

  5. BATMAD
    Froyo Dec 26, 2014

    BATMAD , Dec 26, 2014 :
    Hey Santa....can I have an invite as a gift ....Santa...to son... i am also looking for invite
     
    #5

  6. squintero
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    squintero , Dec 26, 2014 :
    otherwise, What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

    A: Your job still sucks!
     
    #6

  7. kostya85
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #7

  8. SHARADRAJ
    Froyo Dec 26, 2014

    #8

  9. squintero
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    squintero , Dec 26, 2014 :
    oh dayum, i missed that it had to be a xmas joke, so here is another one, also related to your job!
    why is xmas just like your job?
    A: U do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
     
    #9

  10. vikz22
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #10

  11. vishy15593
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #11

  12. squintero
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    squintero , Dec 26, 2014 :
    Otherwise.. why doesn’t santa have any kids?
    A: He only comes once a year.
    (man i had a dirty xmas eve so i still remember some jokes) :D
     
    #12

  13. squintero
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #13

  14. deathnote07
    Eclair Dec 26, 2014

    deathnote07 , Dec 26, 2014 :
    What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa Stopped at Three Ho's.

    LOL
     
    #14

  15. jeffmakesfilm
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #15

  16. Salvi1982
    Gingerbread Dec 26, 2014

    #16

  17. pprakash
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    #17

  18. schwaebi
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    schwaebi , Dec 26, 2014 :
    Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
    A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
     
    #18

  19. junaelize
    Cupcake Dec 26, 2014

    junaelize , Dec 26, 2014 :
    Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter
     
    #19

  20. j0hnby
    Froyo Dec 26, 2014

    #20
    squintero likes this.

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