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Two Fresh Invites to Share

  1. Jaska
    Eclair Sep 23, 2014


    #21
  2. frodeah
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014

  3. raphael.aretakis
    Froyo Sep 23, 2014

  4. saminpgh
    KitKat Sep 23, 2014


    #24
  5. frodeah
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014

    frodeah , Sep 23, 2014 :


    Im not a religious guy, but here's hoping J-dog will help me out getting an invite..
     

    #25
  6. MatejS
    Froyo Sep 23, 2014

    MatejS , Sep 23, 2014 :
    My good old HTC just applied for retirement. Who am I to deny that, it worked so hard for the last 6 years? So I'll be a good frog and let it go. But I need an invite first...
    Thanks!
     

    #26
  7. ShirazM
    Eclair Sep 23, 2014

    ShirazM , Sep 23, 2014 :

    I work as a DJ in nightclubs during the weekends because its my passion, doing tours all over Europe. I was in Germany, mixing in a frat house at a party organized by friends when i felt like i need to take a piss.
    I went to the toilet, there were two urinals, one of them had a water boiler at a normal head height, the other one was just normal. A nerdy looking dude walks in, trying to look badass and takes the urinal next to me (with the water boiler just infront of his face) while pissing, he tries to be badass and tries to light up (what i think is his first ever) joint.. as he does that, a piece of rolling paper, in flames, falls down and (yes, you guessed it) lands on his penis.. as a reaction he thrusts his *** backwards.. hence his face forward.. becoming one with the water boiler with a lound BANG.. he instantly falls to the ground, still pissing all over the floor and himself.
    I couldnt keep myself from laughing, took the joint out of his mouth, and walked right out.

    This was by far one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

    Invite? :D
     

    #27
  8. prajan
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014


    #28
  9. Mystostar
    Honeycomb Sep 23, 2014

    Mystostar , Sep 23, 2014 :
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman for a beer.
    The barman answers: "For you, no charge!"
     

    #29
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  10. snedo
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014

  11. Boom92
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014


    #31
  12. purplepuerco
    Cupcake Sep 23, 2014

    purplepuerco , Sep 23, 2014 :
    i broke 2 LG G2 Screen... Long live the Oneplus One, long live the invitations .... thank you in advance ..
     

    #32
  13. Grimgr14
    Eclair Sep 23, 2014

  14. wkm001
    Eclair Sep 23, 2014


    #34
  15. bkk
    Gingerbread Sep 23, 2014


    #35
  16. InternationalAdmin
    Donut Sep 23, 2014


    #36