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What's your favourite joke?

  1. theslimshadyist
    Jelly Bean Aug 9, 2014


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  2. blu@grin.com.pl
    Cupcake Aug 9, 2014


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  3. wiggs70
    Froyo Aug 25, 2015

    wiggs70 , Aug 25, 2015 :
    A husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, he looks at his wife who is laying on the bed and says "this is the pig I have sex with when your not feeling well" disgusted the wife says "that's not a pig it's a sheep" the husband replies " I wasn't talking to you.."
     

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  4. godlycadaver
    KitKat Aug 25, 2015

    godlycadaver , Aug 25, 2015 :
    may i ask what you are doing in your profile pic lmao? trying to show off the noodlish figure and lack of muscle? or yoga? or?
     

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  5. Pranjal.Cmod
    KitKat Aug 25, 2015


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  6. tushar.kakkar22
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 25, 2015

    tushar.kakkar22 , Aug 25, 2015 :
    Dennis the Menace asks his dad one day, "What factory is this?"
    Dad: This factory produces Hamburgers.
    Dennis: How?
    Dad: The process starts with Pigs being fed into the production line and ends at Hamburgers being produced at the other end.
    Dennis: Dad, is there a factory which takes in hamburger and produces pig?
    Dad: Yes, that's your mom!
     

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  7. dursuntosun
    Donut Aug 25, 2015


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  8. rgs
    Jelly Bean Aug 25, 2015

    rgs , Aug 25, 2015 :
    Oneplus 2 is flagship killer for 2016.....lmao...
    I laughed way too hard on that :p
     

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  9. Lord_Valdemort
    Froyo Aug 25, 2015

    Lord_Valdemort , Aug 25, 2015 :
    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
     

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  10. anishkhandelwal
    Honeycomb Aug 25, 2015


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  11. vamsideepkanth
    Gingerbread Aug 25, 2015


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  12. arasu1up
    Eclair Aug 25, 2015


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  13. Lalit Choudhary
    Gingerbread Aug 25, 2015

  14. Theshawty
    KitKat Aug 25, 2015


    #34
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  15. azeemarshad
    Gingerbread Aug 25, 2015


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  16. baulee56
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 25, 2015


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  17. bjoernbertelsen
    Gingerbread Aug 25, 2015

    bjoernbertelsen , Aug 25, 2015 :
    I was at a bingo game where I won a bottle of Vodka. But when I wanted to ride my bike home I got worried; what if a fell off the bike and the bottle smashed? So I chose to drink the whole bottle on the spot to avoid the risk, and that was a really good decision because I fell off my bike 7 times on my way home.
     

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  18. Tricksodave
    Jelly Bean Aug 25, 2015

    Tricksodave , Aug 25, 2015 :
    I searched the internet, read countless reference books and nowhere can I find any evidence to suggest that a great philosopher once wrote "Naughty, naughty, very naughty
     

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  19. bjoernbertelsen
    Gingerbread Aug 25, 2015

    bjoernbertelsen , Aug 25, 2015 :
    Your mama is so fat, that when she's sunbathing on the beach Greenpeace comes and drags her out into the water again.

    Your mama is so fat that she's easier to jump over than walk around.

    Your mama is so fat that when she walks it measures on the Richter scale.
     

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  20. aerodesi
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 25, 2015

    aerodesi , Aug 25, 2015 :
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

    The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
     

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