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Who is the community member already using a OnePlus 7 Pro?

  1. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert May 6, 2019

    Cheetosdust , May 6, 2019 :
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    Pay attention to the image for the “Shot on OnePlus May” thread that is highlighted on the forums homepage.

    On the bottom right corner you clearly read “Shot by Community Member on OnePlus 7 Pro”.

    So, it seems one of “us” is already using the device.

    Since I believe he or she won’t admit it, I have to analyze the evidence provided by that picture:
    1. He or she isn’t allergic to sand
    2. He or she isn’t allergic to sunlight
    3. He or she likes to shoot girls on the beach
    4. He or she kinda sounds like a voyeur
    5. He or she probably didn’t see the boat on the horizon
    6. He or she doesn’t live in the forest or really loves to travel
    7. He or she managed to shoot that in landscape
    8. He or she is probably wearing a hat (because of the sun)
    9. He or she is probably wearing Crocs (because of the sand)
    10. He or she is from a country where the Pixel 3 is not officially sold (because he or she took a picture with the OnePlus 7 Pro instead ;))
    Do you know who he or she is? Probably not, so it’s time to guess.

    I’ll start. That can be the Portugal coastline and we had sunny days these past few weeks. Even just going by points 3 and 4, I’m pretty sure it is @dsmonteiro who is already using the OnePlus 7 Pro.

    And I know this message can be a little bit confusing, so I created a relatable image to help you understand it. Please have a look below and all your doubts will be cleared:

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    Now that you understand it, please don't forget to tag who do you believe it's already using a OnePlus 7 Pro. Let's see if we can catch the little rascal. ;)
     
    Last edited: May 6, 2019

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  2. Maverick2.0
    KitKat May 6, 2019


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  3. theshinybeast
    Marshmallow May 6, 2019

    theshinybeast , May 6, 2019 :
    You might want to rephrase that:rolleyes:

    A dead giveaway. Who might need the extra cranial protection?

    Does that country begin with a P?

    I agree, Mr @dsmonteiro is a prime suspect. o_O:rolleyes:
     

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  4. YRJ
    Lollipop May 6, 2019


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  5. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert May 6, 2019

    Cheetosdust , May 6, 2019 :
    Nope :tearsofjoy:

    How many girls can you see on the photo? Two.
    Did the community member shot them? Yes.
    Is the community proud enough to share that photo? Yes.

    Therefore, the community member likes to shoot girls on the beach.

    I might add: "He or she likes to shoot girls on the beach when they are not looking", since they are not facing the camera! ;)

    And I write this not trying to make it creepy, not creepy at all :p

    It does start with a P and it's not Permany or Prance :p

    Wanna bet he is going to say something like "oh no, it's not me, I'm still using a OnePlus 5T, really happy with it, blah blah, also trying the OnePlus One with some custom ROMs". :D
     

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  6. meatandy
    Oreo May 6, 2019

  7. meatandy
    Oreo May 6, 2019

  8. meatandy
    Oreo May 6, 2019

    meatandy , May 6, 2019 :
    BTW Cheeto , here is a list of staff members to pick from.
     

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  9. theshinybeast
    Marshmallow May 6, 2019

    theshinybeast , May 6, 2019 :
    Yeah, that's his standard cut&paste answer.
    It's decided. He's guilty as charged.:rolleyes:
     

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  10. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert May 6, 2019

    Cheetosdust , May 6, 2019 :
    Hmmmmm, tagging others to shift the attention? That's a little bit suspicious.

    Not related at all: did you visit a beach recently? Did you see a boat while you were there? :p

    Maybe Carl was near the ocean to fill the bucket with water? ;)

    His silence is also a tad suspicious. "Work" and "busy" are not real excuses. We all know the OP7 Pro makes you more productive, so he already finished work for the whole week. :D
     

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  11. Muhammed P
    Cupcake May 6, 2019


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  12. theshinybeast
    Marshmallow May 6, 2019

    theshinybeast , May 6, 2019 :
    That's my point. Only two? Are you saying he shot the others? :openmouth:
     

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  13. B_Wrath
    Marshmallow May 6, 2019


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  14. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert May 6, 2019

    Cheetosdust , May 6, 2019 :
    :eek::eek::eek:

    Maybe he invited them to see the amazing screen and they are out of the frame?

    Maybe they saw the pictures he shot before and are out of the beach, running for the hills?

    "- And here's a picture of my parasol. And here's a picture of my parasol opened". :rolleyes::confused:
    "- Oh, it's a miniature like the ones you put in the cocktails?"
     

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  15. Dunnow
    The Lab - OnePlus 6 Reviewer May 6, 2019

    Dunnow , May 6, 2019 :
    sometimes before, those images have been from the "next" device, we just didn't know it yet, I do remember another thread that was shot with a 6, before launch. I believe it was given to the thread by oneplus itself
     

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  16. Dunnow
    The Lab - OnePlus 6 Reviewer May 6, 2019


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  17. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Community Expert May 6, 2019

    dsmonteiro , May 6, 2019 :
    This one disqualifies me outright, I'm afraid.
     

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  18. Muhammed P
    Cupcake May 6, 2019

    Muhammed P , May 6, 2019 :
    Definitely you then...
     

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  19. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert May 6, 2019

    Cheetosdust , May 6, 2019 :
    No, no it doesn't:
    :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::sweatsmile:
     

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  20. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Community Expert May 6, 2019

    dsmonteiro , May 6, 2019 :
    I think you're thinking about the wrong David. @David Y. doesn't quite fit all of them, but I'll nominate him (just to take the attention from me).

    He even fits this:
    People's Republic of China.
     

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