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WHO WANTS AN INVITE

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  1. Frycake23
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014


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  2. Laure
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014


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  3. Galenstmarie
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

    Galenstmarie , Jul 19, 2014 :
    I have the perfect solution.
     

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  4. hlazkani
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

    hlazkani , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?

    Because it was two tired.

    Buh dum tshh
     

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  5. jomi5040
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014

    jomi5040 , Jul 19, 2014 :
    what's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a police car?
    ....
    inside the vacuum cleaner is only one dirtbag.

    :D Greetings
     

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  6. Alice83
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014

    Alice83 , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Knock knock
    Who's there ?
    Bouh
    Bouh who ?
    Why are you crying ?

    Haha the only joke i know in english
     

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  7. Miftilis
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014

    Miftilis , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
     

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  8. alsamaheeji
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014

  9. aussietanker
    Jelly Bean Jul 19, 2014

    aussietanker , Jul 19, 2014 :

    i like this one ^^^
     

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  10. sam1999
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014


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  11. hseldon_1970
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014


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  12. cocococococo
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014


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  13. Wahnfried
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

    Wahnfried , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

    Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

    Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my *** sore."
     

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  14. mrgoodall0
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014

    mrgoodall0 , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off
     

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  15. Marktrav44
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


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  16. wickee
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014

    wickee , Jul 19, 2014 :
    OMGOMGOMG!!! Preese pick me OK fankyu :D

    Why did the man change his iPhone name to Titanic?

    So he could watch it sync...
     

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  17. Spourop
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014

    Spourop , Jul 19, 2014 :
    A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
    When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
     

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  18. Dix-huit
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014

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  19. rgallimard
    Eclair Jul 19, 2014

    rgallimard , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Thanks for doing this. I have been wasting too much time looking for invites instead of studying for my midterms tomorrow and Monday! Anyways good luck and hopefully I can offer you an invite when you need one. Good luck everyone. Anyways here is a joke for you I heard today:
    A man is treated by a psychiatrist because he thinks that he is a mouse. After some weeks of psychiatric counseling he is finally healed and has learned, that he isn't a mouse.

    As the man in walks out of the psychiatrists office he sees a cat on the street and runs back to the psychiatrist and screams: "I'm scared! There's a cat on the street!"

    The psychiatrist replies "I thought you know now, that you are not a mouse."

    The man answers "Yes, I know that, but does the cat know this too?"
     

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  20. behavin
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

    behavin , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Ah, I posted this in another thread, but here it is again:

    Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

    "Honesty."

    "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

    "I don't give a **** what you think."
     

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