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WHO WANTS AN INVITE

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  1. regulusky
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014


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  2. padspl
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014


    #82
  3. scott62185
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014

    scott62185 , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."

    Before anyone cries homophobia, I'm gay myself. :)
     

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  4. Deactivated User
    Jul 19, 2014


    #84
  5. zeidoun
    Donut Jul 19, 2014


    #85
  6. Crossy
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014


    #86
  7. neba123
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014


    #87
  8. Fasab
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014

    Fasab , Jul 19, 2014 :
    What is a longest un thé english language ? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters ! :)

    Invite please:cool:;)
     

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  9. Super mahmoody
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

  10. koobideh
    Honeycomb Jul 19, 2014

    koobideh , Jul 19, 2014 :
    A kid asks his father:
    - Daddy, why do dogs keep licking their crotch?
    - The reason is, my dear son, that dogs cannot make a paw into a fist.
     

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  11. apelann
    Jelly Bean Jul 19, 2014

    apelann , Jul 19, 2014 :
    A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
     

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  12. paulrice666
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


    #92
  13. Anaconda
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


    #93
  14. fid
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


    #94
  15. zhihong
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


    #95
  16. YoAddictable
    Cupcake Jul 19, 2014


    #96
  17. Karred
    Eclair Jul 19, 2014

    Karred , Jul 19, 2014 :
    Jimmy: Do you like fishsticks?
    Cartman: Yeah.
    Jimmy: Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
    Cartman: Yeah.
    Jimmy: What are you, a gay fish?


    Best joke ever :)
     

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  18. daryxdj
    Gingerbread Jul 19, 2014

    daryxdj , Jul 19, 2014 :
    A parrot and 'usually make prank phone calls. One day in 1000 orders
    Kg of naphtha and obviously does charge the expense to the owner. uncovered
    the author of the expensive joke the boss grabs the parrot,
    locked up in a dark closet for the wings and nails him to the wall.
    When his eyes became accustomed to the darkness sees the other
    side of the room a crucifix and asks, "Who are you?". "they are
    Jesus 'Christ'. "And how long are you here?". "For nearly 2000 years." And
    the parrot: "Cabbages! But how much oil you ordered."
     

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  19. thommybss
    Eclair Jul 19, 2014


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  20. scott62185
    Froyo Jul 19, 2014

    scott62185 , Jul 19, 2014 :
    What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
    Kicked out of the petting zoo.