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Willing to Offer..

  1. arashhsh
    Honeycomb Nov 6, 2014

    arashhsh , Nov 6, 2014 :
    hello dear, i am willing to offer my kids for an invite.
    you have 4 options to choose from

    1: eddy ,9 year old. comes with 2 legs and arms just like the other but this one has a weird sadistic kind of humor, it can cope with animals really well though. further specifications will be offered soon.

    2. mike, 12 year old. a more rebelion kid as of today to be traded for an invite. dont need it anymore.

    3. emely, 11 year old. this one is i am asking 2 invites for since its a pretty and lovely young lady, very peaceful and can cope very well with cats aswel as dogs( the smaller ones).

    4. thomas, 4 year old. this one is rather strange, still poops randomly and sure you will be suprised of the random smells now and then. comes with 2 months worth of diapers and some candy to go along.

    please send your invite first, i will send the kid by train so be readdy to pick it up from the local trainstation. the 4 year old you have to pick up yourself since it doesnt know how to sit still and will randomly attack people.

    hope to hear from you soon!

    Arash.
     

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  2. barb
    Nougat Nov 6, 2014

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  3. SayMyName
    Jelly Bean Nov 6, 2014

    SayMyName , Nov 6, 2014 :
    You're an inspiration to all desperate people who'd cut off their manhood to get this phone. My tiny brain thanks you.
     

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  4. KhalMinos
    Ice Cream Sandwich Nov 6, 2014


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  5. hookerboss
    Froyo Nov 6, 2014


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  6. dbennett2010
    Gingerbread Nov 6, 2014

  7. davidson18
    Eclair Nov 6, 2014

    davidson18 , Nov 6, 2014 :
    Does anyone have an invite? I really need one to buy the 9 year old with sadistic humor.
     

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  8. 27jeet
    Eclair Nov 6, 2014

    27jeet , Nov 6, 2014 :

    Since you have so much experience raising kids.. I am wondering if you will TAKE any kids for getting an invite? I seeing a lot of homeless kids in my neighborhood and they would definitely appreciate a new home, parents and 4 siblings.
     

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  9. arashhsh
    Honeycomb Nov 7, 2014


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  10. arashhsh
    Honeycomb Nov 7, 2014

    arashhsh , Nov 7, 2014 :
    send the invite first , will take the kid and sell for auction later.
     

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  11. Sumed
    Gingerbread Nov 7, 2014


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