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[Winners Announced] Win a trip to the NYC launch! #SMOOTHQuotes Game

  1. BhavyaMehta0786 Honeycomb Apr 29, 2019

    BhavyaMehta0786, Apr 29, 2019 :
    She:Which lipstick should I wear, the red one or the orange one?
    He: (pauses for a couple of seconds) The red one, tastes better.

    *ba dum tss*

    I hope that this contest is valid for Indians as well.
     

  2. F1556544667733 Cupcake Apr 29, 2019

    F1556544667733, Apr 29, 2019 :
    I put cocoa butter all over my face and my iconic belly and my arms and legs. Why live rough? Live smooth. DJ Khaled
     

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  9. joshrodgers91 Cupcake Apr 29, 2019

    joshrodgers91, Apr 29, 2019 :
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    "It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but it's not always a smooth ride." -Warren Buffett
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  11. E1556562134477 Cupcake Apr 29, 2019

    E1556562134477, Apr 29, 2019 :
    “Freedom, isn’t something earned through suffering or pushing yourself. You must accept yourself just as you are and live according to the flow of things; that is true freedom.” – Monk Zuiko, Samurai Champloo

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    O1546174374245, Apr 29, 2019 :
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    I am the one arm DJ.
    I will be your catalyst for the future of smoothness.
     

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  14. G_Gagan_Karnati_nILv Cupcake Apr 29, 2019

    G_Gagan_Karnati_nILv, Apr 29, 2019 :
    “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Gandalf, from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  17. G_Gagan_Karnati_nILv Cupcake Apr 30, 2019

    G_Gagan_Karnati_nILv, Apr 30, 2019 :
    “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Gandalf, from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  18. O1546174374245 Cupcake Apr 30, 2019

    O1546174374245, Apr 30, 2019 :
    I am the smooth one hand operator, except when it comes to spreading peanut butter on a fresh, soft slice of bread, slicing a tomato, and using every cell phone I've ever tried. There is always a glitch, or something that could have been designed to function easier, and more efficient for one hand operation, and other things I've found to be so helpful on some phones with certain brands are not on he newer models. I'm currently using an older phone just for that reason. I leaned about ONE Plus last fall in the midst of my frustration in trying several new phones, a note 9, and a thinQ, both of which are completely overated. By expressing my frustration openly at a bar, a girl next to me showede her one plus. She had legit complaint about button placement. I totally get it. I researched the OnePlus. I said as soon as I get out of the contract I had with the LG,junk, and Samsung, rip off, I am getting the Mclauren edition asap. I Was So disappointed a few weeks ago, I went to purchase the 10g beast from your website and the order button was gone. I'm an aspiring amputee actor, in a lot of debt, and I was looking forward to making my portfolio with the camera features. I hady heart set on the Mclauren edition since last November. I have read about it multiple times. I've looked at the website too many times to count, pricing out bundles, and looking at the options available. I must say, if there were a bundle that had everything I wanted and needed, then I would have owned the Mclauren. I would have one now with PayPal credit. I remember thinking, why man, why? Why is nothing working out like it should be? Why is there not a bundle with things I need or just one with everything? So I decided to wait and get it later after I got my PayPal balance down some. Then I went back and some of the bundles changed for the worse. I got discouraged. I was dealing with several family deaths, no siblings. And so I went back to get mclauren a few weeks ago and I was like AHHHHHH NOOOOOO.... AND I thought FIVE GEE IS IN MY FUTURE. WHEN IN DOUBT, BE SMOOTH. thanks for reading.

    Best.
    The one arm ONE Plus DJ.
    AkA, STUMP GRINDER
     

  19. O1546174374245 Cupcake Apr 30, 2019

    O1546174374245, Apr 30, 2019 :
    I really wanted a mclauren edition
    ....i read on it and looked at it like the most beautiful girl in the world, for four months and went to buy it a few weeks ago and it was removed, without warning, from the website.. .im crying. I was in love. I lost my soul mate, again.
     

  20. amitbit Cupcake Apr 30, 2019