I have a spork for just such an occasion
That's one heck of a hobby. I know who to come to if I ever need a machete or cutlass now .
It's a nice little workaround having hacking and slashing tools, not true swords as it were, but then again there's no practical use for a rapier other than to run someone through I suppose.
Wait... OK... I ran down the hall before answering. My extended pole tree chainsaw and a Sig .45 with extended clips... Still screwed but may just have a little fun first.
Some mugs and my wife. Meat shield perhaps?
my m16 ofcourse
although i like my klashnikov much
OnePlus to my left. Perfect shield.
Well I have 2. One in my car (properly sheathed of course) and one in my bedroom. In the extremely unlikely event that the zompoc should happen, I would at least have something nearby to assist me.
P.S. My wife gets really annoyed by my blade collection but I usually make her forget all about it with either new shoes or anything from Michael Kors. Yes ladies and gentlemen, there is no better trick in a husband's repertoire than the art or distraction .
my desk table legs,
or **** it
the whole desk.
...or she just pretends to be annoyed .
A playboy and lotion
Damn shame what he did to that zombie.
OH NO, ITS A ZOMBIE!!!!!
Never mind, just some guy on bath salts.
My laptop, Lotion, and Kleenex -____-
I have an AK at my house, so for me its just chiiiiiiil
I will use all the guns I own and pass them out to friends and family and get behind a barricade and prepare for war
I'd be doomed from the start, got both hands on my keyboard right now heh.
Pick up a bat and start smashing zombie heads.
Change the Game: Back to School Offers + Student Giveaway!
by Ruby G., 2019-08-06